A week or so ago I was helping my girlfriend get her Christmas stuff down from her attic when she ran across a Santa hat. She asked me to try it on. When I did she started grinning from ear to ear and came over and started kissing me.
I thought it was a bit strange, but hey, I'll take kisses from her anyday.
A couple of days ago she asked me if I'd be Santa for her friend's grandkids;
I agreed to do it for her.

She got the outfit in today and asked me to try it on to make sure it would fit. When I put it on she couldn't keep her hands off of me!

I told her that sometime soon I'd make love to her in that suit.


Is this weird or what?

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maybe its that whole guy in uniform thing? or stems back to some happy memory from err childhood?either way- have fun

It was probably the ho-ho-ho's that got to her.

(Hmmm, wonder where my read hat is?)

I have a scary story about me sitting on Santa's lap on Wednesday........seems he does know if you're naughty or nice


If your girl would like Santa Dom I know where she can find him

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She's already told me that she wants to sit on Santa's lap...

I told her she could tell me the first thing that pops up.

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Im from the school, if it gets you laid do it!!!!

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Every Santa that I ever sat on had bad breath..........LMAO!

What????? OK......what I mean to say is..........as a child I remember sitting on Santa's lap and each and every time I recall the event........I remember that that particular Santa had bad breath! Does this make sense yet?

So my point is..........I wouldn't get all hot and bothered if hubby donned a Santa suit. As a matter of fact I think I am repulsed by Santa!

But I am with skip on this one.........whatever works for you I say GO FOR IT!

Now take off that ridiculous red suit and get over here skip! Oh.........and please bring the Listerine with you! LOL!

*Trying desperately not to stray from the original topic!*

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You know, come to think of it, you're right Lixy.
What IS up with Santa's breath anyway?
Smells like... reindeer poop.

Thanks for the reminder.
Got my Colgate, Listerine and Dentyne all ready.

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LMAO incitatus! Those reindeer do have their asses in his face while cruising around the world! And if they are anything like horses......they'll poop on the go!

Gives new meaning to...."Pissing in the wind"!

Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

Happy Holidays to you and yours hun!

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