12-03-2002, 09:37 PM
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One line at a time..ala PERVY Christmas!
'Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
(OK so that was two lines...so sue me!) 
Here's the link if you need help. 
http://www.stamey.nu/Humor/xmasx1.htm
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12-03-2002, 09:58 PM
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Learning to talk sexy
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The doors were all bolted ... the phone off the hook
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12-03-2002, 10:01 PM
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Momma was in her teddy and me a raring to stuff her seat.
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12-03-2002, 11:26 PM
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Made in England
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The candles were lit, the mood.... oh so dreamy, no wonder my crotch was feeling quite creamy
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12-04-2002, 08:05 AM
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hellsbells's Stallion
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the covers were thrown from the bed without care
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12-04-2002, 08:07 AM
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In hopes that multiple orgasms would soon be there.
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12-07-2002, 07:17 PM
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When suddenly I scream, he says "What's the matter?"
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12-20-2002, 02:12 PM
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The vibe then popped out of my slit and started to clatter.
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12-20-2002, 04:41 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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I scrambled to find it.....the vibe bounced from the bed!
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