So I just hear that Nic Cage has filed for divorce from Lisa Marie Presley, rumor is because she is kind of crazy...

Come On!!! he didnt see that coming she was married to Mikey Jackson, Now I know he didnt have to worry if Mikey's dick had ever been there, because it is my belief that his dick fell of sometime with his nose, but holy mary....some people are just idiots....

Whew, got that off my chest, i just cant stand for stupid people.

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The over/under on the JLo/Ben Affleck marriage is 5 months.

I am betting it will last less that 5 months.

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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

Maybe they should ban celebrity marriage...tabloids and other interested parties always think things are more interesting anyways when they're having all these spicy relationships without tying the knot.

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Well I am with Skipthisone......anyone who marries Michael Jackson is damaged goods in my book......I better shut up now or I will go on for hours about Wacko Jacko.
But really folks......nope I will stop now lmao

Not sure what he was thinking... can't blame it on drugs.. he doesn't seem like a heavy duty lsd user..

Maybe he discovered that in fact Ms. Lisa did infact partake in martial relations with Jacko... maybe his ego took a dive from that and decided that he best cut his losses while he could...

OR.. (and probably closer to the truth), after getting that ring around his finger she showed him that a "princess" she was. Sorry.. but she wouldn't be the first person to hide who she was within until after the vows. I have little doubt that she could easily be the poster child for Little Miss Spoiled Princess Eliteist..


All I can say is: Mr. Cage... come to Missouri.. I will show you a grand time YUMMY...

As for J. Lo and Ben... it saddens me that such a good looking intelligent (or so most thought) young man could make such an ass out of himself... sorry... but I don't give them long either.. lets just hope that he has her sign a prenup.

Hey Coach,

I can tell you're from Vegas... that over & under is pretty close in my book.



Hey, doesn't Ben sell supplemental health insurance?

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Gentlefolk,

Excuse me if I'm way off base here, but isn't this "normal" for this group of people? I was under the impression that stable marriages are unusual for the Hollywood gliterati/performers.

Perhaps that's just the myth.

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The breakup of any relationship is sad~~~~but to have it dragged thro the press for whatever reason must be hellish~~~~~~~~I feel sorry for the kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well I gotta agree with ya Celtic... the kids are ALMOST always the ones who suffer when relationships/marriages turn sour.

As for Michael Jackson's dick falling off - apparently he and Lisa-Marie had an excellent sex life.
With each other, too.

CasperTG

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Please pardon the expression but doesn't all these Celeb. relationships feel like there is this "incest" thing going on?

Are all these Celebs forbidden to date and marry outside the media hyped world of glamour?

Someone digging in old threads again I see...hehe..

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---OoooooH No! Not this person. But I must admit it does ring of it, thought it wasn't my intention. Still doesn't it strike us "normals" that the Hollywood world as being rather small. And in that rather small world, the people of that world mate and (please excuse the expression) inbreed? If one where to look at some of todays STARS, how many where the product of STAR unions of the pass--just to name the Curtis', Douglas', and Sheens--etc...etc. What is the chance of me getting together with say Brooke Shields? Just as much a chance of getting struck by lightning, being left for dead on the slopes of K2 all on my birthday.

well just my 2 cents

but don't you usually have sexual relations with the person your married too?

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You were never married to my ex MM LOL

The answer is - very rarely and not for the last 4 years