
11-11-2002, 12:30 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Top 10 list - Monday
From our home office in my pants ...
Top 10 things I have learned while at Pixies
DRUMROLL PLEASE
10. Masterbation breaks just as necessary at work as lunch and coffee breaks.
9. This Legend guy has a small passing interest in Nikki.
8. Chances are if your new, the phrase "wanna cyber" will be met with certain humiliation.
7. Don't mess with Diva.
6. jwalker doesn't say shit.
5. A good, full-on cyber takes at least an hour ... I've been told.
4. Don't mess with Lilith.
3. It's a lot like junior high ... a lot of flirting, some note passing, and very little actual sex ... but what a spin the bottle game we could play.
2. A lot of women need to clean out their box.
1. Aqua loves anal.
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"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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