After eating at a Chinese restaurant and everyone is reading the fortune from their fortune cookie out loud, my wife and I like to mentally add the phrase "in bed" to whatever they read. Other people at the table seem mystified as to why we find the fortunes so comical. For example...

"One must be available, alert, active, and adaptable"......in bed!

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Had Chinese food lately? What was your funny fortune?

You will soon receiving something nice in the mail (in bed???)

Yeah well.....sometimes it works and sometimes....

Your dreams will come true .......

The last time we went mine read: You are wise beyond your years ( in bed)?
my wifes said: You shall soon receive a large inheratance(sp) (in bed)?

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I used to collect the fortunes and had them taped all over my monitor. My fave was...You are kind and hospitable (in bed)

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Last night I got...

"You won't be bored for long! New adventures are on their way!" (in bed)

Now you see why I kept it........it's fun and likely true....inside and out of bed

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I've done this as well, another one that works just as well is, "between the sheets".

Around my house, it's been long practice to append "with a banana" instead of "in bed" or "between the sheets". Much funnier. For instance, the fortune I got with my food last night:

"Time is money, with a banana".

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One must be available, alert, active, and adaptable... with a banana
You shall soon receive a large inheratance... with a banana
Your dreams will come true ....... with a banana

You're right! - That's hysterical!!!

Yeah, Darogle and I do the same thing.

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Put Your Heart Into It--- You Can't Miss (in bed)

Now I just can't see that one. LOL NOT YOU! (in bed)

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

Some of the ones I have collected:

The person across from you wants to tell you something (In Bed)

You will soon be reuinited with an old friend (in bed)

Happyness is paraoumt, have fun (in bed)

It is always important to take time each day to think about what you have done (in bed)

Invite someone new to participate in your next advanture (in bed)

Per Gekkogecko's suggestion...