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radio_guy_wixom 03-11-2005 08:52 PM
Chinese Fortune Cookie "In Bed" game
 
After eating at a Chinese restaurant and everyone is reading the fortune from their fortune cookie out loud, my wife and I like to mentally add the phrase "in bed" to whatever they read. Other people at the table seem mystified as to why we find the fortunes so comical. For example...

"One must be available, alert, active, and adaptable"......in bed!

:jump:

Had Chinese food lately? What was your funny fortune?

imaginewithme 03-11-2005 09:23 PM
You will soon receiving something nice in the mail (in bed???)

radio_guy_wixom 03-11-2005 09:25 PM
Yeah well.....sometimes it works and sometimes....

imaginewithme 03-11-2005 09:25 PM
Your dreams will come true .......

Master Scribe 03-12-2005 07:25 AM
The last time we went mine read: You are wise beyond your years ( in bed)?
my wifes said: You shall soon receive a large inheratance(sp) (in bed)?

Lilith 03-12-2005 07:34 AM
I used to collect the fortunes and had them taped all over my monitor. My fave was...You are kind and hospitable (in bed) :D

osuche 03-12-2005 10:28 AM
Last night I got...

"You won't be bored for long! New adventures are on their way!" (in bed)

Now you see why I kept it........it's fun and likely true....inside and out of bed

maddy 03-12-2005 10:29 AM
I've done this as well, another one that works just as well is, "between the sheets".

gekkogecko 03-12-2005 10:43 AM
Around my house, it's been long practice to append "with a banana" instead of "in bed" or "between the sheets". Much funnier. For instance, the fortune I got with my food last night:

"Time is money, with a banana".

radio_guy_wixom 03-12-2005 12:46 PM
One must be available, alert, active, and adaptable... with a banana
You shall soon receive a large inheratance... with a banana
Your dreams will come true ....... with a banana

You're right! - That's hysterical!!!

cowgirltease 03-13-2005 09:41 AM
Yeah, Darogle and I do the same thing. :D

rabbit 03-13-2005 12:13 PM
Put Your Heart Into It--- You Can't Miss (in bed)

cowgirltease 03-13-2005 12:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith
I used to collect the fortunes and had them taped all over my monitor. My fave was...You are kind and hospitable (in bed) :D

Now I just can't see that one. LOL NOT YOU! (in bed) :D

Playful1 03-13-2005 04:55 PM
Some of the ones I have collected:

The person across from you wants to tell you something (In Bed)

You will soon be reuinited with an old friend (in bed)

Happyness is paraoumt, have fun (in bed)

It is always important to take time each day to think about what you have done (in bed)

Invite someone new to participate in your next advanture (in bed)

radio_guy_wixom 03-13-2005 11:39 PM
Per Gekkogecko's suggestion...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Playful1
Some of the ones I have collected:

The person across from you wants to tell you something (with a banana)

You will soon be reuinited with an old friend (with a banana)

Happyness is paraoumt, have fun (with a banana)

It is always important to take time each day to think about what you have done (with a banana)

Invite someone new to participate in your next advanture (with a banana)


:rofl:


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