04-02-2004, 03:10 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Quote:
Originally posted by SexKing
Spank the monkey
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If I wasnt so turned on I would take offense to that.
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04-02-2004, 03:49 PM
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Registered User
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Pulling the goalie
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04-02-2004, 04:37 PM
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Multi-Sexual
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Location: Michigan
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Wacking the Weed
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04-02-2004, 04:38 PM
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Multi-Sexual
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Paying homage to Rosie and her sisters
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04-02-2004, 05:37 PM
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Count Spankula
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taming the monster?
or in some cases taming the flea... LOL
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04-02-2004, 07:32 PM
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I make sexytime with you
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Feeding the chickens 
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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters
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04-02-2004, 08:10 PM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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Don't forget the old classics...
jacking off and jilling off
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN 
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
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04-02-2004, 10:55 PM
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Multi-Sexual
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turning japanese
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04-03-2004, 12:08 AM
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gangster of love
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Going Han Solo
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04-03-2004, 02:31 AM
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loping the mule
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04-03-2004, 11:31 AM
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Kick His Ass
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knock the snot out of tommy
i can't spell
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04-06-2004, 04:16 PM
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Thankful pixie
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Choking the chicken
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 How good is sex
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04-06-2004, 05:20 PM
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~~Smokin'~~
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what about - for women only:
"playing with the man in the boat"
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Would you like more sex with that?
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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04-06-2004, 11:16 PM
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Registered User
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tickle the pickle
launch the rocket
play pocket pool
shine the pole
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04-07-2004, 09:39 AM
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Count Spankula
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Well, here's the ultimate list (I would think)
[link]http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms2.html[/link]
Some of my favorites from this site...
Wringing the weasel
Waving the Magic Wand
Visiting Old Faithful
Damn... too many good ones to list here!
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