Words for masterbation
 

Hello people
MY friends and i were boared today and someone started to list off words for masterbation //and why not the cock and pussy too while we are at it. i think that it would be interseting to see what different words people use..
i m sorry if this thread has already been made but there are new peeps on here who need to have their voices heard without going into the achives
anyway.. start listing.. i know all u people out there have some specail words that they use while perving

have fun
Eliza

Bashing the Bishop?

Spank the monkey

visiting the man in the canoe

I always enjoyed "Punching the clown"...

both the activity and the terminology

Shaving the carrot.
Chucking one out.
Playing with man's best friend.
Stroking the salami.

lol those are cute
i like
"double clicking the mouse"

~nikki~

One off the wrist
Five knuckle shuffle

I always liked the saying, "Hold on while I tug one off"
How about diddling?

pulling your pud?

I've always been fond of "trip the pressure release valve" but often say "pleasure myself" because it sounds more polite. ha ha

How about masturbating or masturbation. :)

My personal favorite it to: "rub one out"

waxing the dolphin

<---always wondered why dolphins were so shiny