petrol prices tell me about it the uk has the higest prices
in europe with a big 75% in tax

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!

I'm a man, but it scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, which splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and disconnected an important call !!!!

WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!


<please note tongue firmly planted in cheek>

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RATFLMAO @ Scitzoid

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Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself

Garage owners who think just because I'm a woman I don't know anything!
Tire blew out this morning. DH came out to change it. Discovered a spring had broken which caused the blowout. Called garage to tow it and estimate repair costs.
WELL, they call me and proceed to inform me I need 4 tires, ball joints, and tie rod ends PLUS the spring(s)!! Quoted me a price of over $1500.00!!
BULLSHIT!!!! If I'm gonna get fucked over, I'm not going to pay $1500 for the privelege! Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I'm an idiot!!
DH just replaced the tie rod ends a few weeks ago! He just checked it out when he did a brake job 2 weeks ago and the ball joints are fine! What kind of moron do they take women for????
I told them "my husband can do the ball joints and tie rod ends....just fix the spring!!" So instead of $1500, it's "only" $388! And I think that's for 2 springs. I suppose it *is* a good idea to replace both sides, so will not argue about that.

I once had a garage try to get me to replace a radiator at a cost of over $500!! Are they nuts?? Do they think I'm nuts??? Or rich????

These guys just piss me off so bad!! Even tho' they can't screw with me, there are so many women out there, especially older ladies, who have no choice but to "trust" these cheats. And I also know that not all mechanics and garages are like this, but the ones that are give the rest a bad reputation!

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I believe they just screw anybody, m or f, SS... seen some real criminal activity go on in some hidden camera stings on TV...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

FAMILY--That's my big bitch for the day. They want you to be independent etc. etc. Yet every decision you make tends to bring about a complaint or 5,000 ways you should do something. Your life seems to not be your own after it's critiqued in committee by a gaggle of goofy geriatric...that's a bit too much. If I hear one more order disquised as a suggestion I'm going to lose my damn mind.

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how people want to have legal injecting rooms, but they won't get the government to subsidise life saving medicines

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The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

My bitch of the week is a little odd.
My hubby and I are in an open relationship. We also swing. Anyway....
After chatting with a guy online, and by phone, after exchanging photos, etc. we decide to meet face to face, and perhaps play if we hit it off.
We decide on a bar & grill, and I get there 5 minutes early. He gets there 30 minutes late with a lame excuse about his office being hell. We talk awhile, and things are going pretty good, but he WAS late. Then for the kicker, after buying my own drinks and dinner, he wants to know if I will split the hotel room!!
I am not a money grubber, but like to be treated like a lady. The least he could do was take me on a date! What nerve!!

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Sadora~ That is a truly a legit bitch.... did you fuck him anyway?

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No Lilith... I did not.
I told him that when he learns to treat a lady as such, he will get laid alot more.
He acted like I was some greedy bitch.... said women can't figure out if they want to be equals of not. I said that if it was a business trip, I would be more than happy to pay for half the room.
Some men are brain dead!! I don't hold it against the rest of them!

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You Go Girl!!!!

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Sadora---While I am not into swapping;I think that you did the right thing!Tell him to go home and jerk-off.It sounds like he is only interested in his own satisfaction;anyway.Just my $.02. Irish
P.S.Different strokes for different folks.

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what a asshole!! he must have thought this will be easy ive already got her so i dont need to try.
he sounds like a complete dick!! sounds like he didnt put any effort into it at all. was he wearin a bin bag aswell??? or did he try to look good for you???


its no wonder some men cant get a girl!!!

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Peers who are constantly asking whether I have ( screwed, boned her, shagged her, rammed it in her, cracked her, f***ked her, pooped her cherry. etc. ) when referring to my g / f.

I wish they would realize that she isn't just some piece of meat and actually a human being that I love deeply. If only they could see her the way I do, they would not say these things - and what's worse is they do it on purpose knowing what I have said to them... !!!!!

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Wow... Funny isn't it? How you think Love has finally found you..... But at a whim it withers and blows away...

I can't stand it when I follow the rules and the people around me do not. I know the one time I didn't I'd get bitched up and down about it.

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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.