The version of this song by Blu Lu Barker was just on the radio. KCUV webcasts: http://www.kcuvradio.com/

(Don’t you) Feel my leg

Don’t you feel my leg, don’t you feel my leg cause when you feel my leg your going to feel my thigh and if you feel my thigh your going to tell a lie so don’t you feel my leg

Don’t you drink that wine, don’t you drink that wine, cause when you drink that wine you’ll try and change my mind and if you change my mind you’ll feel my fine behind, so don’t you feel my leg.

You said you’d take me out like a gentleman- treat me fine, though I know that’s just something at the back of your mind. If you keep drinking oh your going to get fresh and you’ll wind up begging for this fine, fine flesh.

Don’t you feel my leg, don’t you feel my leg cause when you feel my leg your gonna feel my thigh, and if you feel my thigh you gonna go up high, so don’t you feel my leg

Uh huh

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

Am I the only woman screaming Please Touch My Leg!?

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~Kaelynn~

Some days life can be shitty , some days life can be outstanding ;
Sometimes you find love , sometimes you find fun ;

Just remember through all these changes you are you, special and unique...

Just a reminder to those who are like me and need it...

here they usually scream. why the fuck are you touching my leg!!!?

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

Here's another one, by two of my favorites, John Prine and Iris DeMent.

In Spite of Ourselves
©John Prine
(sung with Iris DeMent)

She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
She's my baby I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her go

He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He's my baby
And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go

In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes.

She thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs
She takes a lickin'
And keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her go.

He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
He's my baby I don't mean maybe
Never gonna let him go

In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes.
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes.

(spoken) In spite of ourselves