05-04-2005, 05:32 PM
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Somewhere Between a Lobotomy
and a root canal....
Jury Duty....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz
Tell me how to stay awake. This is this poor ladies only day in court and I am trying soooooooo hard to pay attention. Any suggestions on how to survive another day of it?
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05-04-2005, 05:40 PM
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Manwhore
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Lots and lots of coffee!
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05-04-2005, 05:46 PM
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pixie of the wood
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nipple clips?
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05-04-2005, 06:16 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Clit Clip?
Shall I make a Video for you Lilith?
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05-04-2005, 06:27 PM
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The nipple clips will show through my see thru revealing top I wear to distract the defense attorney
MM let me think about itYES!!!!!
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05-04-2005, 06:28 PM
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You could just wear no top at all .....with the nipple clips of course
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05-04-2005, 08:11 PM
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pixie of the wood
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empathy for the lady and her day in court and somethiing non-caffinated instead of coffee which would only make you have to pee
~or~
you could just paint some eyeballs on your lids and then it wouldn't matter
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05-04-2005, 11:00 PM
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Get one of those remote controlled vibrators, and give the controller to the bailiff. That'll keep you awake.
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05-05-2005, 05:18 AM
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She'd like that
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05-05-2005, 05:35 AM
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silly wabbits
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What ever you do........... DON'T YAWN !!!!
Was reading where a judge slapped a contempt of court charge on a jury member for yawning during a trial.....When he was asked why he said he was tired,,,oy vay the poor smuck was really nailed by the judge...(who by the way later recended his contempt charge)
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05-05-2005, 10:00 AM
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Think of yourself in her shoes.
Or......That could be me.
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05-05-2005, 10:07 AM
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I can relate to your situation, Lil. I've been able to escape jury duty for years (thank God for nursing babies), but there was once when I had to sit for a few weeks and thought I'd slip into a coma.
What I did to stay awake worked very nicely at the time, but I doubt it'll work for you.
I was hugely pregnant with my first child. I kept poking myself in the tummy so that the baby would kick. She got pretty pissed and did alot of thrashing. It worked really well!
No-Doze?
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05-05-2005, 05:11 PM
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A jurror fell asleep today...I wonder if it will be a mis-trial after all this
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05-05-2005, 06:21 PM
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Passion & Power
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Imagine yourself as the judge and all the sexy male jurors having to pay homage to you. Then if you do start to 'nod off' give your pussy a sneaky rub just to keep your adrenaline levels up
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