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Old 05-04-2005, 05:32 PM
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Somewhere Between a Lobotomy

and a root canal....


Jury Duty....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz


Tell me how to stay awake. This is this poor ladies only day in court and I am trying soooooooo hard to pay attention. Any suggestions on how to survive another day of it?
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Old 05-04-2005, 05:40 PM
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Old 05-04-2005, 05:46 PM
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nipple clips?
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Old 05-04-2005, 06:16 PM
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Clit Clip?



Shall I make a Video for you Lilith?
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Old 05-04-2005, 06:27 PM
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The nipple clips will show through my see thru revealing top I wear to distract the defense attorney

MM let me think about itYES!!!!!
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Old 05-04-2005, 06:28 PM
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You could just wear no top at all .....with the nipple clips of course
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:11 PM
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empathy for the lady and her day in court and somethiing non-caffinated instead of coffee which would only make you have to pee

~or~

you could just paint some eyeballs on your lids and then it wouldn't matter
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Old 05-04-2005, 11:00 PM
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Get one of those remote controlled vibrators, and give the controller to the bailiff. That'll keep you awake.
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Old 05-05-2005, 05:18 AM
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She'd like that
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Old 05-05-2005, 05:35 AM
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What ever you do........... DON'T YAWN !!!!

Was reading where a judge slapped a contempt of court charge on a jury member for yawning during a trial.....When he was asked why he said he was tired,,,oy vay the poor smuck was really nailed by the judge...(who by the way later recended his contempt charge)
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Old 05-05-2005, 10:00 AM
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Old 05-05-2005, 10:07 AM
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I can relate to your situation, Lil. I've been able to escape jury duty for years (thank God for nursing babies), but there was once when I had to sit for a few weeks and thought I'd slip into a coma.

What I did to stay awake worked very nicely at the time, but I doubt it'll work for you.

I was hugely pregnant with my first child. I kept poking myself in the tummy so that the baby would kick. She got pretty pissed and did alot of thrashing. It worked really well!

No-Doze?
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Old 05-05-2005, 05:11 PM
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A jurror fell asleep today...I wonder if it will be a mis-trial after all this
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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

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~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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Old 05-05-2005, 06:21 PM
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Imagine yourself as the judge and all the sexy male jurors having to pay homage to you. Then if you do start to 'nod off' give your pussy a sneaky rub just to keep your adrenaline levels up
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