ASS MASTERS

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GirlWatcher......;-)
Love Them Little Tits

Pixie's Wildland Fire Fighter
Find'em HOT and Leave'em WET!

deep inside ......... (Insert any female pornstar's name)

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

The absolute WORST rip-off was a Mickel Jackson look-alike in "Driller" where his pud was a LARGE drill bit..

There was also "Blackula Sucks"

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

You mean you've seen Chatter Box??? I've never found anyone else that's seen it. And no one will believe me when I tell them about it.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

Cliff Banger

Driving Ms. Daisy

Lawrence of a Labia... heard that somewhere. and the lesbian flick, Lickity Clit... and from the great Dennis Miller Show, a gay porn called Rear Deliveries.

How about...

I know who you did last summer

and

Free my Willy

Grin

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If I said you had a beautiful body... would you hold it against me?