of all the sex lingo we've written & read, what's ur favorite?

My favorite euphemisms for sex... Well my all time favorite comes from Shakespeare's Othello. "Making the beast with two backs..."

I've always been fond of the term "pearl necklace" as well.

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Hmm fucking just always worked for me

Fang you got.........

There is nothing like a "pearl necklace"

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i'd have to agree with fang "pearl necklace" is great term. i also like the sex euphemism...."shag"......i always get a laugh or two out of "bumping uglies".

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while men get the "stroking the salami" and "spanking the monkey" and "choking the chicken"...my fav slang for female masturbation is....

Flipping the Bean


Ophelia

Don't forget playing "hide the salami"

or even "playing DR"

Nut...

How about I play "hide YOUR salami" and you can play "Flip MY bean" (or better yet...lick my bean!)

Ophelia

I'd play 'lick your bean' Ophelia!!

Bumping uglies is my all time favorite.

Confusus say, "man who lay woman on ground have peice on earth."

Now who am I to complain about an idea such as that....???


Sounds like GREAT fun Ophelia.

I'm just a bit dissapointed that I didn't come up with it on my own.