07-20-2004, 06:44 PM
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Carpe diem
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: California
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There's nothing like celibacy ...thousands of years of Catholicism have shown it to be fool proof.
I'm going to start balancing my checkbook like the government does.
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07-20-2004, 07:42 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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I'm going to start balancing my checkbook like the government does ... which is, well, it's, OMG ... how do they do that? 
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07-27-2004, 02:01 PM
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Carpe diem
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Location: California
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Supreme pizzas ... are my local pizza parlor's way of making sure they get premium prices!
That blonde sure likes to toss her hair.
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07-27-2004, 02:39 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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That blonde sure likes to toss her hair ... which is why a better glue was suggested.
Hardons are wonderful ...
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07-27-2004, 03:23 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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Hardons are wonderful...for diverting other kids attention away from the math problem you're fucking up on the chalkboard!
A fresh cup of coffee...
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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07-27-2004, 04:42 PM
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~la quelle~
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Location: New England
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A fresh cup of coffee... yeah more like the broth of Satan! hee hee
Chinese takeout
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07-27-2004, 08:34 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Georgia
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Chinese takeout is good as long as you don't stare at the ingredients for long.
Reality T.V. is just the best thing for.....
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07-28-2004, 02:38 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Reality T.V. is just the best thing for ..... entertaining commercial sponsors.
News shows are wonderful ...
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08-03-2004, 11:37 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Location: West Coast
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News shows are wonderful ... if you have an affinity for murder, rape, and thievery
Reality TV is pithy and accurate....
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-04-2004, 12:22 AM
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Registered User
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Location: The Prairies, Canada
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only if you life revolves around watching reality TV.
do politicians really believe ......
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08-04-2004, 10:19 AM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Georgia
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Do politicians really believe the drivel the try to sell to the public.
Being married is a great way to....
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08-04-2004, 11:22 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Location: West Coast
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Being married is a great way to.... avoid dating
Sexual frusteration never happens to me....
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-04-2004, 04:09 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Sexual frustration never happens to me....just like cars never fail to start.
I can hardly wait for the next chance to go to work ...
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08-04-2004, 04:23 PM
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fey sprite
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: midwest
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I can hardly wait for the next chance to go to work... my boss was so calm when that 500-job order came in this afternoon.
Cleaning the aquarium is such a pleasant task...
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don't let the sun catch you cryin'... Gerry and the Pacemakers
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08-04-2004, 06:39 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Cleaning the aquarium is such a pleasant task...now that the fish have been toilet trained.
To be or not to be ...
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