06-14-2004, 04:20 PM
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Funny Curses
Ok it may be obvious but i've just been watching the south park movie (i'm so cultured aint i?) & i was wondering whats the funniest curse you've ever heard/used?
for example: donkey-raping shit-eater or your momma's so fat she uses the equater for a belt
remember keep it funny!
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06-14-2004, 04:55 PM
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Well.... in an entirely Football Orientated Arena....
Fucking-French-Bastards.... Is one of my faves!
(Please note- no harm intended... ish)
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06-14-2004, 05:11 PM
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yada, yada, yada
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I heard my daughter (then 6 or 7) call the neighbor kid a "booger eatin' goat roper"
I thought it had such a nice ring to it that I laughed my ass off for a few minutes before I could chastise her.  |
06-14-2004, 05:39 PM
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I’m not sure if this is what you are looking for, but while I had my business for 13 years, each day somebody from the office would take the daily transactions to the bank in a standard bank pouch. It was an accrual business exclusively with checks and such, but important that the records be maintained. 
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06-14-2004, 05:41 PM
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It had always bothered me that the pouch could be lost and create unnecessary headaches and embarrassment to go back to customers and say we had lost there overdue check. So I wrote some identification information inside the pouch. 
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06-14-2004, 05:42 PM
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As I was doing this, it seemed appropriate I should consider the possibility of it being stolen, not knowing there was no cash involved. The day I got a call from our regular teller, saying it had been left at the bank.……….. I thanked her for “FINDING” it. 
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06-14-2004, 06:16 PM
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I don't know how funny this is but one alcoholic to another:
May you die in a blackout, wake up in hell, and spend eternity wondering where you are and how you got there.
No, I guess that's not so funny. It's more sick than funny. Forget you ever read it. Forget...forrrrgeet...your eyes are getting heavy...
Bitten by posting fever,
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06-14-2004, 06:18 PM
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Leave it to you PF! lol
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06-14-2004, 06:20 PM
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Ummmm not that I have ever used this phrase...I'm much too sweet...(ok you can quit laughing now), but years ago a young girl that I worked with discovered that her boyfriend had been seeing someone else on the side. Her description was...."She's just a cum guzzlin gutter slut"...roflmao gotta love it!
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06-14-2004, 06:34 PM
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06-14-2004, 06:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by TinTennessee
...."She's just a cum guzzlin gutter slut"...
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And the curse was ...............??? 
I guess being in a gutter could be bad.
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06-14-2004, 06:40 PM
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LMAO
I had mi secretary rite it out for me. 
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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06-14-2004, 07:17 PM
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May the epicenter of the next major earthquake be located under your toilette one hour after you've eaten at Greasy Joe's Burger Emporium.
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06-14-2004, 11:58 PM
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ok, I was LOL at your crazy note, PF..... but that pales in comparison to Sugarsprinkles commentary! ROTFLMBO!
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06-15-2004, 06:45 AM
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