04-08-2004, 06:43 AM
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Originally posted by fzzy
Dearest Skippy monkey tail ...
I'd like a man who on a whim dances me around the kitchen or catches me off guard in the laundry room with sneaky long fingers finding just the right spot .... but if I can't have that,
I'd like a pair of those nipple rings as well -- and feel free to apply them a few times if you like!
Your's truly, Fzzy
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Dearest Fzzy,
Into the crystal ball I look (yep, I stole it from Madam Lilith's place last year) and well it's all fuzzy to me since I have no clairvoyant skills....anyway...Nipple rings you shall get, each fresh from between my teeth. My long monkey tongue may have to work them up to a hardened state 1st, but I am sure you wont mind.
Wetfully yours,
Tongue Monkey.
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04-08-2004, 09:09 AM
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~figment of imagination~
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Dearest Skippy-Monkey-Tail,
Instead, perhaps, could I have a set of those nipple rings??? But I will need a day or two of instruction.
Summer
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04-08-2004, 03:02 PM
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Grumble's favorite curves
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Dear Skippy Monkey Tail,
Since I still have to wait another month for the present that I want soooo much....
Could you please bring all my friends at Pixies a hug and kiss for me? (and an extra one for you!!)
Longingly yours,
Curvy
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04-08-2004, 03:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by curvyredhead
Dear Skippy Monkey Tail,
Since I still have to wait another month for the present that I want soooo much....
Could you please bring all my friends at Pixies a hug and kiss for me? (and an extra one for you!!)
Longingly yours,
Curvy
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Dear selfless Curly one,
Your letter has brought moisture to mine eyes. Since you so freely offered my monkeyness and all pixies your hugs, I will have to make your house my last stop. I will first stop by with my most advanced mold making machine and "form up" your long lost grumble-myster. Then I will drop off a fresh made realistic vibe to you...think of how prepared you will be for the real thing.
Yours in latex,
Skippy
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04-08-2004, 03:46 PM
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Manwhore
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Originally posted by skipthisone
Dearest Fzzy,
Into the crystal ball I look (yep, I stole it from Madam Lilith's place last year) and well it's all fuzzy to me since I have no clairvoyant skills....anyway...Nipple rings you shall get, each fresh from between my teeth. My long monkey tongue may have to work them up to a hardened state 1st, but I am sure you wont mind.
Wetfully yours,
Tongue Monkey.
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Pardon oh tailed one,
I need to offer a correction... the crystal ball works fine... it's just that Madame Lilith had it fixed to only reveal my fuzzy bum if anyone else should try to use it but her.
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In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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04-08-2004, 04:24 PM
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Oh water logged young man,
The only down side to this is I may develop the same obsession for fuzzy bummed creatures in the northwest.
Monkey Shines
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04-09-2004, 04:47 AM
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dearest monkey
i wud so luv it if u cud bring me a new toy. color doesnt matter but i wud so luv it if it had a nice stong BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
yours
nikki
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04-09-2004, 04:51 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Dear Skippy Monkey Tail,
All I want on Sunday is my tits up high!
Ya see oh agile, long-tailed one...gravity has been a foe to my chesticle (word?...is now!) region! Every morning, I awaken and call the beasts of breasts to attention...and each morning they exhibit more and more BADD (breast attention deficit disorder). If you could somehow lift my upper bits...I would be ever so grateful (so much so, that I would lower my head to your nether region... )!!!! TY so much in advance...oh hanger on of the chandelier!
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04-10-2004, 02:10 PM
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Grumble's favorite curves
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Quote:
Originally posted by skipthisone
Dear selfless Curly one,
Your letter has brought moisture to mine eyes. Since you so freely offered my monkeyness and all pixies your hugs, I will have to make your house my last stop. I will first stop by with my most advanced mold making machine and "form up" your long lost grumble-myster. Then I will drop off a fresh made realistic vibe to you...think of how prepared you will be for the real thing.
Yours in latex,
Skippy
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Dearest Skippy,
What more could I ask for! :lust:You are such a dear... I'll have to have a special treat waiting for you after such a long night!
Your friend forever....
Curvy
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A smile can make your whole day.
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04-10-2004, 02:12 PM
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dear skippy monkey tail,
long time listener, first time caller.....erm....wait, that's not right...
since there seem to be so many pixies in ohio, while you're on your way through, if you could stop and leave me some kitty toyz and spend a little time petting da kitty, i promise to curl up next to you and nuzzle and love on you 'til you're purring too
lub,
-ck
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04-10-2004, 02:14 PM
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Grumble's favorite curves
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Lixy~ that one is happening to us all! <pout> Gravity is the enemy!!! If Skippy Monkey Tail is unable to help... then how shall we ingage the enemy, ma'am? (If you figure it out let me know and I shall lead the charge!) LOL
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The subconscious is a state in which reality is just a visitor!
A smile can make your whole day.
"I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows, I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my cloths..." ~Pepper.
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04-12-2004, 05:39 PM
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