03-01-2004, 08:14 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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You have made 26 gallons and 216.980504 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.7733333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,797,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9984 kittens.
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03-02-2004, 02:47 AM
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Stiff Member
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
Posts: 11,064
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You have made 125.125 gallons and 1044.2186755 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 8.8977777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 5,765,760,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 32032 kittens.
Hmmmmmmmmmm....am I a bad person?
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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03-02-2004, 09:11 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
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Quote:
Originally posted by denny
Hmmmmmmmmmm....am I a bad person?
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YES. And it's what I like about you, my friend 
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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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03-02-2004, 10:14 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rochester N.H.
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denny---According to your profile,you were born in 1949!I was born in 1944,so you have less time,creating sperm, then I.I bow
to your dedication! Irish
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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)
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03-02-2004, 11:16 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: AZ,USA
Posts: 59
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You have made 17.265625 gallons and 144.0886159375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.2277777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 795,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4420 kittens.
Definately not something I would normally think about,but Damn that's impressive!!
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03-02-2004, 11:47 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Seriously? You've swallowed that much? That's like, what... almost every load your man blows? I think that's even more than me!
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03-03-2004, 10:54 AM
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Magic Tongue
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: near stuttgart (Germany)
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I have made 13.40625 gallons and 111.880572375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If I lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 95.333333333333 yards.
I have killed approximately 617,760,000,000 little swimmers.
I have killed 3432 kittens.
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03-03-2004, 03:25 PM
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Jumpin' Jelly Bean
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: England
Posts: 954
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You have made 1787.5 gallons and 14917.40965 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 95.333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 61,776,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9507 kittens.
*shock/horror* IS THIS REALLY ME?!
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03-04-2004, 11:10 AM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
Posts: 5,888
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You have made 8.125 gallons and 67.8064075 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 57.777777777778 yards.
You have killed approximately 374,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2080 kittens.
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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03-04-2004, 11:10 AM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
Posts: 5,888
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i guess i need to wack off more or something
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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03-05-2004, 04:19 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: london england
Posts: 57
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You have made 98.109375 gallons and 818.7623705625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 6.9766666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 4,520,880,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 25116 kittens.
should I get out more??
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03-05-2004, 05:20 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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03-05-2004, 08:54 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
Posts: 5,888
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sharni
What can i say....i love to suck cock...and errr swallow
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then you need to come over here and swallow this!!
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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03-05-2004, 09:31 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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Now if i were single i just might have taken you up on that sexy 
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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03-06-2004, 03:16 AM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
Posts: 5,888
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aw thats too bad,
your missing out
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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