You were at a party, and woke up naked the next day,
under the kitchen table, without any memories of what
happened,

WOULD YOU RATHER find:





A used condom in your mouth,




OR





Up your ass?

I will start this off by saying in my mouth!!:fly:

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" I'm not a PERV....I'm not,I'm not,I'm not!! Who the hell am I trying to kid!!! Yes I am "

Is the used condom still being worn?

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

UuuuuHHHHHHHH NO!!!!!!!!

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" I'm not a PERV....I'm not,I'm not,I'm not!! Who the hell am I trying to kid!!! Yes I am "

Doesn't really matter at that point...looks like I missed a hell of a party, huh?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I hope one in each

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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I'd also be very impressed with my ability to remember to practice safe sex when I was totally shit-faced

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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Ass. I hate the taste of latex in the morning.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

ass... I'm with osuche on the latex taste...urgh!

I'd be worried about the choking hazard of having one in my mouth so it would have to be arse for me too.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

neither not into gay stuff LOL

Hey! Who's been letting out the secrets of my parties???
What goes on under the table stays under the table!!!

I guess if it were me it would have to be up the bum.........I'm a very picky eater

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

*chokes* lmao....

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I missed this initially.......and answered #2 thread first....and I've no idea why I am compelled to make that clear!!!????

LOL@all the answers above.......and gimme one "up the ass" for good measure!

P.S. Don't think, for one minute, that this kinda shit never happened to me!!!!

*giggle, giggle, giggle*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I just hope everyone like's all of these would you rather's!! It's kinda fun asking these dorky ???

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" I'm not a PERV....I'm not,I'm not,I'm not!! Who the hell am I trying to kid!!! Yes I am "