I caught my younger brother stroking his pretty big cock when I was 19 he was 16....he was hung and I just stared with my jaw almost on the floor.......I was beet red as was he but we said nothing as he finished.....about 30 secs............he is big and I had to see it again.......so 2 days later I walked in on him showering and he was jerking it again........this time I grabbed it and then got on my knees and sucked him off......he has an 11 incher and thicker than my wrist.............nothing ever happened after that but my lord was he big........I can't imagine any girl getting that thing inside their tight pussy..........................have any of you ladies out there ever had a real man like my young stud brother.

Micky

My mom caught me when I was 13...very embarassing!! Then my (gay) step-brother walked in on me (I also had doornob problems) and tried to suck me off, but I kicked him in the balls and threw him outta my room. :redghost:

Used to fill in on weekends for my friend as a security officer in the Wall St. area while in college. Anyway, there usually wasn't much to do so I would turn on the T.V. and stroke my penis while watching the public access channel which had erotic shows on late at night. Little did I know that some of the floors had secret security cameras that recorded every stroke. Needless to say I was fired from the position and caused my friend much embarrassment. Not the mention the fact that within a few weeks, my college classmates found out what happened. My girlfriend at the time broke up with me because of the gossip and I never could get a date with anyone in my class after that.

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those that voted as "don't masturbate" are not telling us the truth!!!

I got caught once or twice at home. But the most embarrasing situation was at college.

I was at my desk looking at porn on the computer. When a bunch of people on my floor started to come in the room. I quickly slid forward so my activities were hidden by plain view. I slammed my thumb against the moniter power switch to hide what I was viewing. So that part was hidden but I couldn't put away my member because it was in a monsterous hard on.
They woke up my roommate who was on the top bunk near the computer. He started to climb down. I was sweating bullets by this time. They tried to get me in the conversation but I acted like I just woke up myself acting really grumpy.
One of my friends decided to give me a back rub to help wake me up. Needless to say that with as much as I was sqerming she thought I really enjoyed the back rub.
They finish pounding out a plan to do for the day and invited me to go with them. I politly declined saying that I had a paper to work on.
They left I put my member away and learned the valuable lession to LOCK THE DOOR!!!

When I was 17, I decided to go into my room and masturbate for awhile. I took all my clothes off, put baby oil all over my penis, and sat on the bed with my favorite Playboy magazine. I was masturbating to the hot girls in the magazine for about ten minutes. All of a sudden, I hear my door open. The sudden noise sent me into an orgasm. I looked up to see my mom standing in the doorway when my orgasm started. I moaned and shot my cum all over the mazazine. It was a dead silence for a second, so you could hear my jizz ploping on the mazazine. After I am done, my mother looks at me on the bed facing her, naked, with my penis in my hand, covered in cum, sitting next to a playboy magazine, also covered in spooge. She says, "sorry, I did not mean to interrupt you" and walked out. She knocks for now on and has not mentioned this incident, which is good because it is so embarrassing.

Ok, so my brand new roomate hands me a video tape of one of those Hollywood sex-thriller flicks and says, "This is good. You should watch it." And leaves the room.

I think the movie was called "Wild Things". Anyway, it had a great scene of two hot girls kissing while the guy was pouring champagne down her tits.. know the one?

So there I was, watching and rewinding that scene over and over again and pulling the Johnston. Well, my roomate walks in the room, but DOESN"T NOTICE WHAT I AM DOING! (She passed behind the couch and tooks some books off the shelf or something.)

She also manages to sit quietly on a chair and watch the movie with me without noticing what I am doing, and of course I am stroking away oblivious to her.

Suddenly she gasps as she glances over at me, and I awkwardly try to cover up 'the work site'. She was shocked and I was shocked because I assumed that she had been sitting there watching me, and only now signaled her presence.

She stood up and left the room and I ran after her apologizing saying things like, "Uh, I thought I was alone." and "Yeah, good movie...".

Well she went out for the evening and I was all embarrassed all afternoon, but later that evening she came home a little hammered and we had a laugh and I got her to watch the scene with me while she sat in my lap (to keep me from accessing the 'worksite').

We spent a good year and half fucking as friends/roomates.

So the moral of this story is that getting caught by someone is a great way to break the ice.

Do try this at home, kids.

I remember jerking off one morning in the kitchen hard as hell caught up in my thoughts pull down my pants and start to stroke it. Felt really good and my ex came in the kitchen and was looking at me masturbating. I felt really bad but kept jerking because it was about to cum. Wow what a memory she never mentioned anything about it.:whiteghos :redghost:

Guy 52---Just curious.Didn't your ex know that you masturbated?
My wife knows that I do and she doesn't mind as long as I still
take care of her.She even approves because my sex drive has
always been higher then hers.She figures that it's better then
doing something with someone else.She also masturbates if I'm
not handy!She knows how powerful a sex drive can be and also
knows that I have done so for years!Sometimes we even do it
together. Irish
PS.I worked nights for years,so it was handy(pun intended)for
us both.I think;it;kept us together!We have been married for
36yrs.

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I wish I could be caught by someone besides my wife she would not approve. Maybe a strange woman could catch me and I could watch her masturabate as I finished.

I've never been caught myself, but when I was younger I did catch my roommate. I was 20 and moving in to my first apartment with a platonic friend. I knock on the door, but didn't receive an answer, so I used my key. All the way up the stairs I called his name. When I got to the top of the stairs, I found him laying on the couch with his pants around his ankles doing the "knuckle shuffle". At the time I was rather shy and niave, I'll bet I turned 6 shades of red!:redghost:

Later that night we were downstairs at the neighbor's apartment and my roommate said to our neighbor, "I think your cat got into my apartment this morning, I heard him on the stairs". Little did he know it wasn't the cat at all, but me.

Irish: Unfortunately my wife never approved of me masturbating. My sex life with her was the missionary position in and out wham bang thank you mam. Once in a while I was able to go down on her. Like a kid in a candy store. That is one of the reasons why I left her. She had a lot of good qualities but sex wasn't one of them.

Whilst staying over at my girlfriend's house her mother caught me once. She entered the bathroom not realising I was still in the shower, seeing me she was equally surprised but with a smile on her face she closed the door, opened her bathrobe and it let slip to the floor. She gave me glimpse of her naked body. Seeing her lovely tits and shaved pussy I shot my load. With a cheeky grin on her face she offered to wash me but I didn't get the chance to reply as her husband called her and she left blowing me a kiss!

When I eventually got showered and dressed and went downstairs my girlfriend was curious to know why her mother gave her wink and a cheeky smile. I never had the courage to explain the situation I found myself in that Sunday morning, but that afternoon we had great sex in the back of my car! I never did find out if her mother told her.

I have never been caught to my knowledge anyway. The reason I say this is because my wife like to masturbate in the shower. As I have said in an earlier post, she is very loud when she has an orgasm and really dosen't realize just how loud. Anyway, when she does it in the shower, I can hear her although she dosen't realize it. If I told her, she would not do it again, while I was home anyway, so shhhhh...don't tell her I know.

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