12-26-2003, 06:09 PM
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Jumpin' Jelly Bean
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Record-breaking masturbation
What's the fastest you can cum? For me, it's in under 2 minutes. I guess sometimes I'm just too horny.
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12-26-2003, 06:33 PM
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the other day I was particularly horny, I'd been looking around here for too long, lol. Anyway, my wife was about to leave for work and luckily she was about as horny as I was. Start to finish in under 4 minutes.
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12-27-2003, 03:37 AM
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I do naked cartwheels.
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Dunno...... somehow setting the stopwatch going can be a little off putting!
Never timed it, have no intention of rushing it!
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12-27-2003, 06:29 AM
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I make sexytime with you
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LOL I'm not sure if I should answer! If I'm really trying to do it quickly, I believe I could do it in under a minute.
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12-27-2003, 12:12 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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What's the rush????????
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12-27-2003, 12:15 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Oh wait.......is the bed on fire? In that case........do it and run!!!!
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12-27-2003, 12:28 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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These younguns are always in a hurry! Slow and steady ukG2......that's the way....uh huh uh huh....I like it....uh huh uh huh!
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12-27-2003, 12:33 PM
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Just want to enjoy life!
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When they get older Lixy, they will understand!
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12-27-2003, 12:35 PM
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Re: Record-breaking masturbation
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Originally posted by ukG²
What's the fastest you can cum? For me, it's in under 2 minutes. ....
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LMAO Now I know why the UK doesn’t allow it’s citizens to have guns. lol
Now that you see how your new toy works, you’ll start looking for BETTER ways to use it. lol
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12-27-2003, 01:32 PM
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Re: Record-breaking masturbation
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Originally posted by ukG²
For me, it's in under 2 minutes.
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12-27-2003, 01:48 PM
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Booger Lama
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Re: Record-breaking masturbation
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What's the fastest you can cum? For me, it's in under 2 minutes. I guess sometimes I'm just too horny.
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wow that is good but if you ever find a woman you might want to wait a little longer if you ever want a 2nd chance with her
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12-27-2003, 02:25 PM
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i can finger myself to orgasm in about 3 minutes with my favourite, 9inch dildo vibrator.
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12-27-2003, 06:00 PM
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Jumpin' Jelly Bean
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Gee, I'm surprised at some people here - way to go!
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Originally posted by LixyChick
These younguns are always in a hurry! Slow and steady ukG2......that's the way....uh huh uh huh....I like it....uh huh uh huh!
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12-27-2003, 09:46 PM
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ukG² most women aren't impressed with speed but how long you can last but something tells me you may never find that out
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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12-27-2003, 10:27 PM
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lol@Booger 
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