02-19-2002, 08:47 PM
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If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
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02-19-2002, 11:43 PM
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Do you come here often? Can I?
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02-20-2002, 12:18 AM
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My favorite bod pick-up line that was used frequently at my college..."Hey baby, nice shoes - wanna fuck?"
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02-20-2002, 06:07 AM
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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02-20-2002, 06:08 AM
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Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
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02-21-2002, 08:16 AM
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honestly Nubian, you and I must hang around the same people. I've heard most of the pick up lines and jokes you've posted. 
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02-21-2002, 02:26 PM
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Hey baby! You got any fries to go with that shake!
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02-21-2002, 06:55 PM
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LOL...they are like cliches, most everyone has heard them at some point.
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Originally posted by legend
honestly Nubian, you and I must hang around the same people. I've heard most of the pick up lines and jokes you've posted.
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02-21-2002, 06:57 PM
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What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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02-21-2002, 06:59 PM
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I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is.
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02-21-2002, 07:00 PM
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One of the worst I've heard...
Did you know women are like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Which are you?
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02-23-2002, 12:08 AM
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"excuse me, sugarbutt, but is that a keg in yer backpocket?"
she looks behind herself... "no, why?"
"because i'd really like to tap that ass."
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02-23-2002, 10:00 AM
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You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
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02-23-2002, 10:17 AM
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
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02-23-2002, 10:19 AM
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Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
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