sluty..........who's next??????????????

Dildoes...it's what's for dinner.

You should've seen the first load!

OMG you guys are too damn funny!!!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

LOL!!!! Lilith is right...... too funny!!!!
Once again... you all proviced a laugh and a smile!!!! I knew you would!!!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Donald Rumsfeld annouced today that the US Military had discovered a secret cache containing Weapons of Ass Destruction.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

LMFAO @ Aqua!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love the way your mind works hun!

Anyway, how about:

'Every housewife's dream'

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Can I get workman's comp... I fell out of my chair laughing...... there must be a way... you all are tooooo funny!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Who said washing dishes was boring, never had this in mind.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

The extra rinse cycle does wonders--and removes spots, too.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Hey look, I wasn't kidding... Here's my source...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

" A few dicks short of a full load "

Hey aqua had to go and check my paper again,

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Tomorrow has not come-tomorrow may never come-at the moment tomorrow does not exist. there is only today, and today is ours.

Carpe Diem---- Sieze the Day

OH My this is to funny!
Some real classics in the making, I too want workmans comp, broke a gut laughting. So many good ones.

"Are the toys for the party clean yet! The girls will be here soon."

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GirlWatcher......;-)
Love Them Little Tits

Pixie's Wildland Fire Fighter
Find'em HOT and Leave'em WET!

Come on down to Caaaaaaarazy Eddies! We have the dishwasher that can hold your load!

"Ladies.......Why wash a dildo individually after each use? With our large capacity washers, you can pull out all the toys for those times when one orifice filled just isn't enough. Why.....you could even invite your friends to bring all of their toys and have a masterbating festival like no one else on the block. And when the dildo fest is over, and when all the juices have ceased to flow, just load all.......I said ALL....the toys in our large capacity diswasher, and in one fell swoop.....every glazed Bob (Battery Operated Boyfriend) will be sparkling clean and sanitized"!

So, come on down to Caaaaaaarazy Eddies! The place where the loads are bigger and our advertising stoops to any level!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

At least we now know why all Mannequins have no genitals, they were still be washed.

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I'm like a super hero, but with no powers or motivation.