The Romans would crush a first time rapist’s gonads between two stones.

It’s illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.

In Fairbanks, Alaska it’s illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks. (I don't know how this is enforced )

In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal

Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.

Taking the act of adultery to very painful heights, the Serni of Brazil take a guilty wife, whip her and then expose the wounds to fire ants.

During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you’d be burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime.

The Asiatic Huns punished convicted male rapists and adulterers with castration. Female adulterers were cut in two.

<~~~~~ Is grateful she is not an Asiatic Hun and is thinking about hunting a porcupine just cause they say I can't

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.

It is illegal to kiss on the railways in France.

The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex on Wednesdays, Fridays, and Sundays.

In England, any boy under the age of 10 is prohibited from seeing a naked mannequin.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

West Virginia law dictates that a man may have sex with an animal as long as it is under 40 lbs.

The vow of a Roman vestal virgin lasted thirty years and if she engaged in sex before then, she was punished by being buried alive.

To this day, no law exists to prohibit the manufacture or use of chastity belts.

Men who deflower virgins, regardless or age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail in Auburn, Washington.

In London, it is illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

37 states currently have laws against adultery.

Lebanon, Virginia law says that it is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.

In Rome, female slaves were forced to wear chastity belts that would readily expose their genitalia for the sexual pleasure of their masters.

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary style position. Anything other than face-to-face is illegal.

In Hartford, Connecticut, it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sundays.

Women in Cleveland, Ohio, are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes lest men see reflections of their underwear.

In Boston, Massachusetts, two people may not kiss in front of a church.

In Ottuma, Iowa, a man may not wink at any woman he doesn't know.

In Oxford, Ohio, it is illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal to have sex with both a mother and daughter.

In Tennessee, the age of consent is 16 unless the girl is a virgin, and then the age of consent is lowered to 12.

Virginia law states that it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

In Florida, it is considered an offense to shower naked & you may not kiss your wife's breasts.

OHHHHHHH SHIT!!!! Guess I'm in for it now

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

1) OUCH !!

2) eeeewwwwww, that's sick.

3) Spoilsports

4) What wowser thought that up, hahaha

5) See 1 & 2

6) Gee that was a bit rough

7) See 1

8) Did that mean they'd invite the clan round for a traditional spit roast and burning on a sunday afternoon then?(BYO salad plate)

__________________
The Wombat : eats roots and leaves.

(shaking head in wonderment and disbelief) ......Only in america,wowser capital of the world, hahahaha

__________________
The Wombat : eats roots and leaves.

I think it 's illegal to be a lesbian in alabama (really)

__________________
-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.

in the uk sex between men is legal only if one on one and
with no one waching so all gay porn made in the uk are breaking
the law

The severest Penaltys will be suffered by any commoner who doth permit his animal to have carnal knowledge of a pet of the Royal House (enacted by George I)

Anal sex is prohibited

.It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

Law: To be a dominatrix is illegal.
Country: USA


Citation: TITLE 18 > PART I > CHAPTER 113C > Sec. 2340A.

Sec. 2340A. - Torture

(a) Offense. - Whoever outside the United States commits or attempts to commit torture shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both, and if death results to any person from conduct prohibited by this subsection, shall be punished by death or imprisoned for any term of years or for life.

(b) Jurisdiction. - There is jurisdiction over the activity prohibited in subsection (a) if -

(1) the alleged offender is a national of the United States; or

(2) the alleged offender is present in the United States, irrespective of the nationality of the victim or alleged offender
sorry Lilith

Actually, this law has a good reason. The trigger was a rape/murder. The prosecution couldn't prove that she had been alive at the time of the rape. Therefore they could only prosecute the murder, not the rape.



Well, my wife does acupuncture. I sometimes call her porcupine. Should we avoid Florida?

Loren.. interesting.. but still.... EEEEWWWWW