11-05-2002, 03:57 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 10
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Great bumper sticker I saw in response to the "Mean People Suck" sticker was:
"Nice people Swallow"
Thought that was great...
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I am the Lizardking....I can do anything....
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11-05-2002, 06:43 AM
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Junior Member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Alaska
Posts: 28
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" I'm not a whore, I'm popular."
" Big truck, little dick."
Both were on my car for a long while-and the second one is no offense to anyone, I just lived in a little hick town where it was funny. 
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See the happy moron, he doesn't give a damn. I wish I was a moron--My God! Perhaps I am!!
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11-05-2002, 01:22 PM
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Now known as Loulabelle
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: England
Posts: 561
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Written in the dust on the back of a vehicle:
'I wish my wife was as dirty as this truck'
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'Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone you love'
- Woody Allen
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11-05-2002, 01:40 PM
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Coca-Cola Cowboy
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 445
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I saw this one last night and the more I thought about it the more I laughed.
"Stupidity, SHOULD, be PAINFUL!"
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Do any of you girls like cowboys?
I'm at work and the firewall won't let me chat, Sigh...PM's and e-mail ok
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11-06-2002, 09:52 AM
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Coca-Cola Cowboy
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 445
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T-shirt sayings can be great as well.
I like this one that I saw a girl wearing in a picture...
"I like boys!"
"(and girls)"
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Do any of you girls like cowboys?
I'm at work and the firewall won't let me chat, Sigh...PM's and e-mail ok
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11-06-2002, 04:34 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
Posts: 1,675
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Old truckers never die - they just get a new Peterbuilt!
BAD COP! NO DONUT!
Don't follow me - I'm lost too!
I (heart) my kids
I (spade) my pets
I (club) my wife
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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11-06-2002, 04:48 PM
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Creampie Babe
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 280
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I do have a button that says, "My sexual preference is often," and a key chain/bottle opener that reads, "Sleeps well with others." |
11-06-2002, 06:42 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
Posts: 1,675
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As a matter of fact I DO own the whole goddamn road!
Goes from 0 to bitch in 6 seconds
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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11-06-2002, 07:47 PM
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Member
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Northeast USA
Posts: 52
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" I love well water"
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11-06-2002, 08:24 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 197
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Feminist Bumper Stickers
Thought these were funny; a friend sent them to me in an email. 
"Coffee, Chocolate, Men-- Some things are just better rich."
"Behind every successful woman is herself."
"Of course I don't look busy-- I did it right the first time."
"If you want breakfast in bed, start sleeping in the kitchen."
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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections and the truth of imagination. What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth - whether it existed before or not.
-John Keats
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11-06-2002, 08:35 PM
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Junior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: US
Posts: 10
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on T-shirts of mine "boys make good pets", I recycle Boys" and worn by an 82yr old women "viagra goes straight to the man's brain", "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"
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ooo baby i like it rough........on your knees, you be the bitch, it's dinner time
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11-09-2002, 05:13 AM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
Posts: 1,853
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Who remembers the "Larry" jokes?
"Scott me up Beamie"
"Americans make great lovers but the Japanese make them smaller and cheaper"
"Texans are the living proof that the Indians screwed buffalows"
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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11-09-2002, 05:21 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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When in Rome ... do the Romans
"Around the corner, lickety split, beautiful car, wasn't it ... Burma Shave." ... oops, showing my age.
PS: BEEP BEEP BEEP
(I've wanted to do that ever since I saw the thread called "Honk if You Love Sex." |
11-09-2002, 05:23 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Oh yeah, I loved this one ...
State highway sign:
OKLAHOMA STATE LAW: IT IS ILLEGAL TO DISCHARGE
FIREARMS FROM A MOVING VEHICLE.
Needless to say, the sign was riddled with bullet holes. |
11-09-2002, 01:55 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
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My husband blows things up for a living.....
So he has a shirt that says.....
BLASTER: If I am running, you'd better keep up!
I also like this but can't remember where I saw it.....
When in Rome......Don't play the fiddle!
Oh Yeah! Gotta do this too...(teehee db!)
BEEP BEEP..........BEEP BEEP BEEP............BEEP BEEP!
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
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