This was posted by a guy in my guild on our forums. Thought it would be appreciated here.

NWS for those who just have to check Pixie's while at work!

How to Get a Leg Up in Porn

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

Guild?

What game do you play?

That was freaking hilarious.

OMG, that was something!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Yes.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Guild?

We have guilds now?

I represent the Lollipop Guild.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I'm with her ^^^, since I don't believe there is an orange cupcake guild.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Thank fuck!!

I just re-read that. Guild, not geld.

Spelling OK, reading suspect. LOL

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

For a small price, there can be.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

"Cavern of Mystery?" "Slippage?" Mousetrap???? OMG, ROFLMAO!!!

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I've heard of guilding the lily.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

That was freaking funny!!!!

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Writing as ShafterParker.

Eve Online right now so technically it would be a Corporation.

I'm not allowed to divulge who I am currently working for though. But let's just say my adventures in low sec are funded by a cabal of very wealthy Jews.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

Wait?!? You didn't have to join a guild to get your internet? I had to pay $3,125 in gold to a man in dark robes at midnight in the middle of a dirt road intersection to get High Speed Internet this far from civilization.

I also had to kill a hobo just to watch him die.

I figured you'd have to become an assassin or hemp smuggler to get a decent connection in Canada.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.