So, like, you know, has, like sex and stuff, you know, ever made you late for, like, an important function or something? That's like, so cool, you know. Totally.

( Double points if it was for your wedding! )

( Triple points if it was with the person you were going to marry!! )

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

Late for the rehearsal dinner count????????

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I've been like, late for work becouse i was like, totally gettin laid dude

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thank you ma'am, may i have another?

I once called work to tell them I'd be late, so I could stop off for sex on the way.

I just have cybersex once I'm there!

(ooh, that was probably one for the "Deep Dark Secrets" thread!)

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But then you'd have to confess what you do with yourself at the time. If anything.

Umm... just before I quit my job I was guilty of that most mornings :-)

Oh, and I missed my train once for an important function because I left far, far too late - I left work early, went home to 'pick up my bag' and didn't leave the house till an hour later, when I should have left straight away - the taxi driver attempted to invent time travel, but it didn't work :-(

Guilty numerous other times too - since meeting my man I'm notorious for having zero punctuality, who cares though, it's fun :-)

one time a gf was supposed to be at my house after i left for the night shift. she showed up early. figured i could be 20,30,an hour etc late. never made it to work. found out that honesty wasn't the best policy when i went to work the next day.

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