THAT SEX IS GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!


Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not.

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque buildup.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.



SO GO AHEAD....GET HEALTHY!!!!

HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*No wonder I am sick right now...cough. cough...NOT ENOUGH SEX!!!!!!!!*

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

So i'm not just a sex maniac, I'm actually a health nut! Well, at least that'll make up for my rampant drinking and poor sleep habits.

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Thank you, sir, may I have another?

Me: "Doctor, I've got a fever, nausea, and some muscle aches."

Doctor: "Sounds like the flu."

Me: "What should I do?"

Option A

Cute doctor: "Well, you're already disrobed, and the best thing for your health would be for me to give you a good, thorough fucking right now."

Me: "Whatever you say, doctor."


Option B

Unattractive doctor: "Well, you're already disrobed, so the best thing for your health would be for the handsome resident working with me today to give you a good, thorough fucking right now."

Me: "Whatever you say, doctor."

Ah, I love modern medicine!

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Thank you, sir, may I have another?

Diva you are my new hero I am telling hubby about this soon as he gets home... hmmm think it will work?

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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?

Sucks, Fucks & Kisses

Ooh.... cool! I'd figured the headache one out myself, the others... hmm... does that mean if my man says no to sex he's endagering my health? Some emotional blackmail material there... (joke)

Seriously though, I read somewhere that sex actually CAUSED one nostril to block because it temporarily raised blood pressure - it goes back down after, which is a good thing (just like any exercise) but I thought it went up during? I'm sure it was somewhere on pixies too... geez, my memory...

Quinda (Wondering if regular sex improves memory too.... :-))

Sign me up for some sexual healing! Next time I get a migraine I'll have to try this natural method of relief...if I'm stuck in bed with one, at least I'll be stuck in bed with a man too!

Any idea if getting yourself off has as much effect with that and everything else?

Thanks for sharing the info Diva

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Wow, this is such great news! I can't wait to share it with my s/o!

BB King had it right...
"Making Love is good for Ya. So be kind to your body and Make a Little Love Today."

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GirlWatcher......;-)
Love Them Little Tits

Pixie's Wildland Fire Fighter
Find'em HOT and Leave'em WET!

Dear Quinda,

Sex blocks your nostrils? Are you doing it right? Why don't you email me and I'll try and explain which bits go where.....

Diva - May I add an 11? Relieves menstrual cramps.
Cindy Kim - This sounded good until I tried to imagine the HMO version. ericthered may have the right idea - play doctor!
Quinda - I think this has to do with swelled membranes and thinned secretions. Works great for the vagina, but less so elsewhere. Another good reason to keep tissues and towels handy (especially with 11).

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Adults At Play - Do Not Disturb

Dr Glyndwr's health centre is open!!

Cures for all that ails you

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Strength in depth

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

Umm… M-45, I guess that makes girl watching some sort of triage.

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I worked in a Greek restaurant years ago and one cook in particular always knew when I had had sex. "Stephania, you boom boom!", he'd say

If I had a few pimples, he'd say, "Stephania, you need boom boom!"

I guess he was right!

Nikki? Nikki? Where are you baby? I have something to share with you

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~