02-17-2006, 03:18 PM
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pixie of the wood
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cause a man needs to have a pair, too.
~testicle enlargements...the next step in cosmetic surgery~
then maybe guys will wear pants that show us a little "cleavage".
they can call 'em boobicles
*blink*
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02-17-2006, 03:41 PM
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Registered Dork
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wyndhy
cause a man needs to have a pair, too.
~testicle enlargements...the next step in cosmetic surgery~
then maybe guys will wear pants that show us a little "cleavage".
they can call 'em boobicles
*blink*
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*wiping tears of laughter from my eyes*
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02-17-2006, 03:49 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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I don't want my boobicles any bigger, thank you!
They make my penis look small enough to begin with.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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02-17-2006, 03:57 PM
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pixie of the wood
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but just think, wi...you could get a few puckered, supple, pinchable nubs attached and VOILA!...boobies at the end of your arm at all times.
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02-17-2006, 04:42 PM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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It would be pretty hard to lick them if they were on the inside... duh!
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It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
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02-17-2006, 04:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flutelady
It would be pretty hard to lick them if they were on the inside... duh!
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And the winning answer is........
*wild applause*
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02-18-2006, 02:38 AM
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To prove that women are more evolved?
To prove, yes, that god is a woman. Or perhaps that there is no God at all, just someone with a sense of humour.
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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.
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02-18-2006, 04:42 PM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teddy Bear
Moms friend yelled back, "Guess you'd know that better then me".
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ROFLMAO What a comeback!
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02-19-2006, 12:05 PM
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What I want to know is why god put a recreational area between the sewers.
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02-22-2006, 04:14 PM
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Awesome on my Own
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gives me something to experiment on--what does dit feel like when i do this? and how about if i suck like this, how is that different feeling from sucking on you cock?
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02-23-2006, 02:45 PM
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MSGME!
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They're a built in lie detector .
When a man says "I won't come in your mouth" and 5 seconds later his balls head north into his body......you know we're lyin'.
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02-23-2006, 02:57 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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and a readily available target to issue punishment upon for lying.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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03-02-2006, 08:56 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Nut Bra!
Well the inventor of the "Nut Bra" would never have been able to make his million$$$!
He's now retired on his own caribbean island..........
Hmmmmm... wav file must be too big.... anybody know how to shrink it? The wav file that is!!!!!
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03-02-2006, 09:51 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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03-02-2006, 10:08 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Yep........ thanks Lil..... when do i report to the dungeon?
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