After eating at a Chinese restaurant and everyone is reading the fortune from their fortune cookie out loud, my wife and I like to mentally add the phrase "in bed" to whatever they read. Other people at the table seem mystified as to why we find the fortunes so comical. For example...

"One must be available, alert, active, and adaptable"......in bed!

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Had Chinese food lately? What was your funny fortune?

You will soon receiving something nice in the mail (in bed???)

Yeah well.....sometimes it works and sometimes....

Your dreams will come true .......

The last time we went mine read: You are wise beyond your years ( in bed)?
my wifes said: You shall soon receive a large inheratance(sp) (in bed)?

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I used to collect the fortunes and had them taped all over my monitor. My fave was...You are kind and hospitable (in bed)

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Yeah, Darogle and I do the same thing.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

Put Your Heart Into It--- You Can't Miss (in bed)