{A new game} I want to be....

[KingMinotaur]

Viking Warrior

Journalist or novelist ?

[Sugarsprinkles]

novelist

stripper or costume maker

[dicksbro]

I'll be one of those male strippers for you and IAKG, SS. :)

Lover or thinker?

[KingMinotaur]

Lover.. once I find someone that wants my love

leader or a follower ?

[ryker]

leader

scuba diver or astronaut?

[KingMinotaur]

scuba diver.. sounds more erogenous..

Parasailor or skydiver ?

[kleclere]

Parasailor

shrimp or pearl farmer?

[Midnight Kiss]

pearl farmer

teacher or student

[Sugarsprinkles]

student


Fisherman or Hunter?

[Lilith]

Fisherman...I don't do guns


A clown or a tight-rope walker?

[denny]

clown

Barber or waxer?

[Ozling]

waxer

drunk or alchoholic?

[Sharni]

Drunk

Cup or Mug

[kleclere]

mug

clothes: designer or wearer?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Wearer


Pictures: Poster or Viewer?

[kleclere]

viewer especially of yours SS and IAKG and LILITH's and all the ladies of Pixies.

camera person or model?

[osuche]

Model

Politician or lobbyist?

[dicksbro]

Arrrrrg ... what a horrible choice. I guess lobbyist ... especially for a good cause.

Swimmer or Skier?

[GingerV]

Swimmer...I do so hate the cold.

Coach or Ref?

[kleclere]

coach

jogger or streaker?

[KingMinotaur]

streaker

gigolo or porn star ?

[Sharni]

Porn Star (pffftttt..yeah right)

Baker or Cleaner

[dicksbro]

Baker

Horseback rider or race car driver?

[kleclere]

Horseback rider

cheese taster or cheese maker?

[dicksbro]

Cheese taster. I just don't want to tell my grandkids that my job is to watch milk curdle. :)

Chauffeur or butler/maid

[kleclere]

Chauffeur give me those keys.

wood carver or cabinet maker?

[darogle]

Wood carver. More artistic.

Pilot of an airplane or Captain of a ship?

[KingMinotaur]

ship..more likely to survive a disaster rotfl



'65 mustang or '67 roadrunner ?

[dicksbro]

I'm sure you mean "owner." LOL I'd like to be a 65' Mustang owner. ;)

Philosopher or Professor?

[KingMinotaur]

Philospher (way cool DB.. I have one of those..needs some work done on it though..)

adventurer or mercenary ?

[dicksbro]

Adventurer sounds good.

Bar tender or patron?

[Rosebud42]

Bar Tender


Ski Diver or flat as a pancake

[dicksbro]

Much as I hate heights, I can't imagine wanting to be flat as a pancake so I'll say sky diver. ;)

radio or television talk show host?

[KingMinotaur]

radio... I like the idea of having people secretly turned on by my voice...

talk-show host, or game-show host?

[dicksbro]

talk-show host ... most of the games bore me

pool shark or pool lifeguard?

[osuche]

Pool shark.

Marketer or salesman?

[dicksbro]

Salesman

Porno movie producer or star?

[Sharni]

Star

Stripper or Whore

[BigBear57]

Stripper, I'm already a whore LOL

politician or lawyer?

[Lilith]

politician


researcher or teacher?

[horseman12]

researcher

town or country ( to live in )

[darogle]

town

cashier or bagger

[dicksbro]

cashier

private eye or public spectacle

[KingMinotaur]

private eye

bastard or sonuvabitch ? (ehehe trying to inject a little humor here)

[Sugarsprinkles]

Tough choice...............




fucked or sucked?

[denny]

fucked

suck or sucked?

[dicksbro]

sucked

smart or sexy?

[kleclere]

Sexy

golf pro or caddy?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Neither, golf is boring. (:D)


photographed nude or a photographer of nudes?

[dicksbro]

Photographer.

KGB or CIA agent?

[denny]

CIA agent

Escort or Stripper?

[WildIrish]

escort - I don't know why... maybe cause i like fords.

inside or outside?

[denny]

inside

hand or blow?

[KingMinotaur]

** no...

let' try this again:
Do you want to be a...
rock star, or a country star ?

[Rosebud42]

rock star

major or minor league?

[dicksbro]

I want to be a major league. The Dicksbro International League and all the girls would have to play with ... er ... on my league. :D

Hairdresser or barber?

[denny]

hairdresser( Imagine a straight hairdresser!)

security guard or ATF agent?

[Sharni]

Security Guard

Author: Fiction or Non fiction?

[denny]

fiction

condom or vasectomy?

[cowgirltease]

Neither!!!!!! LOL

Jello Wrestler or a Mud Wrestler?;)

hint hint: Look under my AV:D

[denny]

Jello

surfer or swimmer?

[dicksbro]

swimmer

Butcher or a baker?

[KingMinotaur]

Baker..

professional Football player or Baseball player

[Bad_Shrek]

Football as in soccer? That

Rugby player or American footballer?

[kleclere]

American footballer

tea or coffee?

[dicksbro]

I'll be a coffee drinker.

Football or baseball player.

[denny]

baseball

tennis or golfer?

[kleclere]

golfer

gunner or pilot?

[dicksbro]

pilot (of course lessons first would be nice :D)

hitchiker or hobo?

[denny]

hitchiker

swimmer or diver?

[dicksbro]

I want to be a swimmer

Artist or Musician?

[kleclere]

Artist

fisherman or hunter?

[dicksbro]

Fisherman

Conservative or Liberal?

[osuche]

Liberal...although my answer would have been a conservative until 3 years ago...

Doctor or lawyer?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Lawyer

tired or hungry?

[osuche]

Tired.

Wealthy or beautiful?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Gosh...neither one are extremely important to me, but if I had to choose, I'd pick wealthy. That way I might have a few less worries in my life and could concentrate on the things that made me happy...making my beautiful inside show through.

musical or artistic?

[dicksbro]

Don't put yourself down ... you're beautiful inside and out. (You can still have the money :D)

Artistic.

Adult books store clerk or patron?

[Sharni]

Artistic

Straight or Bisexual

[dicksbro]

Straight

Adult books store clerk or patron? (I'll try again :D)

[Sharni]

Patron

Librarian or Bank teller

[dicksbro]

Lirbarian. Might be fun. Besides, I saw those tellers in Harry Potter. :)

Weather forecaster or storm chaser?

[Sharni]

Weather forecaster

Fireman or Ambo

[dicksbro]

Fireman

Pilot or passenger?

[Sharni]

Passenger

Tour bus guide or Charter fisherman?

[dicksbro]

Both have a certain appeal. Maybe I'll be a tour bus guide first, then change later. :)

Sexologist or student volunteer?

[Sharni]

Sexologist

GP or Specialist

[dicksbro]

GP Sexologist ... allows for more variety :D

Archer or Marksman?

[kleclere]

Marksman

hairdresser or barber?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Hairdresser, where I can fix my daughter's hair when she decides to do her own the next time.

Photographer or photographee?

[kleclere]

Photographer


mechanic or technition

[Sharni]

Mechanic

Insurance Rep or Chocolate maker?

[strokeplayer]

Chocolate Maker.

Broker or Baker?

[KingMinotaur]

easy choice: a broker is supposed to make money, but notice the name: BROKEr , whereas a baker makes all the bread , so I'd want to be a baker

farmer or banker

[kleclere]

Farmer

Biker or car driver?

[denny]

biker, raced a little dirt track way back!

Pressman or reporter?

[kleclere]

Reporter

cart or nascar racer?

[Sharni]

Nascar

Camping or 5 Star

[kleclere]

Camping

Gate keeper or zoo keeper?

[denny]

zoo keeper

vibe tester or condom tester?

[dicksbro]

Condom tester.

Leaf raker or weed digger.

[osuche]

Leaf raker (but I hate both)

Priest or marine?

[Sharni]

Marine

Pilot or Flight Attendant?

[Puddykate]

flight attendant..... the i could go "visit" the cockpit ;)

bartender or bouncer?

[dicksbro]

Bouncer ... if she'll only sit on my lap. :D

Road or building construction worker?

[denny]

tunnel - miner!

concrete finisher or systems electrician?

[Max_theHitMan]

systems electrician


toilet plumber or sewer manager?

[denny]

mgr TY

stripper or escort?

[osuche]

Stripper.


Pro football player or hockey player?

[Sharni]

Footy player

AFL or Gridiron?

[dicksbro]

Gridiron

Carpenter or plumber

[Sharni]

Carpenter

Nudist colony patron or Regular patron?

[osuche]

Regular. I burn easily :D

Writer or critic?

[dicksbro]

Writer

Novels or Historical

[Sharni]

Novels

Bath: Oil or Bubbles?

[dicksbro]

I must want to be bath bubbles so I can pop in those special places. :D :D

Cowboy or Indian?

[KingMinotaur]

cowboy,bcause at work I'm just an indian among too many chiefs

Cop or private detective ?

[kleclere]

Private detective

fry cook or waiter/ waitress?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fry cook...don't have to deal with obnoxious people.

Bus driver or subway engineer?

[Rosebud42]

Bus Driver

News Reporter or Anchor person

[dicksbro]

News Reporter ... but I'm not sure why. :)

An artist or an artist's model?

[par4golf39]

Artist....can't draw but would like to....


A grown-up or a child again?

[dicksbro]

I want to be a grown-up.

Worker or retiree?

[Rosebud42]

Worker, not ready to retire as yet.

married or single

[dicksbro]

Married (and loving it)

Zoo keeper or game hunter

[Rosebud42]

Zoo keeper

Sales clerk or Shopper

[Sharni]

Shopper

Cafe worker or Patron

[Rosebud42]

Patron

teacher or student

[dicksbro]

teacher

adult or child

[Sharni]

Boat fisherperson or Bank Fisherperson?

[dicksbro]

Boat fisherperson

Early riser or late nighter?

[kleclere]

As of late, late nighter

meat eater or vegetarian?

[Sharni]

Give the girl meat!! :D

Beef or Lamb?

[dicksbro]

Beef

Marinated or BBQ'd?

[Sharni]

Ooppss...i was in the wrong game *LOL* sorry

Nurse or Doctor

[dicksbro]

Doctor (not really, but I had to pick one or the other :))

Farmer or Gardener

[Sharni]

Farmer

Sheep farmer or Cattle farmer

[dicksbro]

Cattle farmer ... that way, I know where the beef is. ;)

Pole vaulter or distance runner?

[Sharni]

Distance runner

Swimmer or Diver?

[dicksbro]

Swimmer

Participant or by-stander?

[kleclere]

Participant

hyvee checker or walmart?

[dicksbro]

WalMart checker

Golf or Tennis Pro

[osuche]

Golf. Then I get to smoke cigars and walk around outside all day.

:D


Ohio State or Michigan?

[kleclere]

OSU

Attendie or Alum?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Neither, never went to college.


Popcorn or pretzels?

[dicksbro]

You want me to be a pretzel or some popcorn? Okay my humor may sometimes be twisted (like a pretzel) or corny (like popcorn) ... but I'm not sure I want to be either. I'd just get eaten......







hmmmm ... eaten ..... :rolleyes:






okay, I'll be both. :D :D


Captive or captor?

[GingerV]

Today, captor. Ask me again tomorrow for a possibly different answer.

Doctor or Vet?

[denny]

Vet, animals are near to me.

Large animal or small animal vet?

[dicksbro]

Small animal. Dogs and cats ... things soft and furry and generally friendly.

Bird watcher or wildlife photographer?

[denny]

Photographer so I can share with all.

nude or porn photographer?

[dicksbro]

Nude. I think the nude human form is wonderful to look at.

Model posed in natural or studio settings.

[denny]

natural

ocean or mountain or both at once?

[dicksbro]

Both would be cool!

Taste or mattress tester?

[KingMinotaur]

mattress tester ,especially if I was testing it with the wonderfully hot women here at pixies :P

[dicksbro]

You didn't give me a choice so I'll say mattress tester, too. :) (You have good taste, KingMinotaur.)

Fast food or gas station cashier?

[Sharni]

Fast food worker

Surgeon or GP?

[dicksbro]

GP

Police detective or patrol officer?

[denny]

detective, need to stretch the grey matter a bit.

Coast Guard or Beach Patrol?

[dicksbro]

Beach Patrol

Comedian or author

[Sharni]

Author

Sewer or Knitter?

[WildIrish]

Knitter - I'd hate to work in a sewer! :D

Stock trader or short order cook?

[denny]

trader

waitress or busboy?

[WildIrish]

I'm not qualified to be a waitress. I suppose it'd have to be busboy!

Editor or reporter?

[denny]

reporter, sounds like much more fun.

male or female prostitute?

[WildIrish]

Male Prostitute - I might make a lousy female. Are there any lesbian prostitutes? That I might give a try! ha ha

Genital piercing - cool or scary?

[dicksbro]

I don't think "I want to be" either a cool or a scary genital piercing. LOL

Would you want to be one who does the gential piercing or be the one to have it done?

[WildIrish]

Shit, wrong game again! ha ha

As for your answer, I honestly don't know. The thought of jabbing someone's hoo hoo with a needle just makes me light headed. But I'll be damned if someone would do it to me. Ok...I'll be the jabber! Maybe I'll get a cheap thrill before I pass out.

member of the FBI or CIA?

[osuche]

CIA please...Always wanted to be a Ludlum-like international spy.

:D

Accounting or manufacturing?

[WildIrish]

Manufacturing - I'm sick of wearing a tie!

Porn Star or zookeeper?

[kleclere]

zookeeper

pianist or guitarist

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Pianist. Please, someone give me bigger hands. :)

Teacher or student?

[denny]

guitarist, much easier to transport

singer or instrumentalist

[osuche]

Singer. Preferably in a smoky jazz bar.

Salesperson or strategist?

[denny]

strategist, keep the head working more than the mouth.

analyst or field operative

[osuche]

field operative. I'm sick of sitting on the sidelines.

Mossad or KGB?

[denny]

Mossad, they still get paid.

football player or tennis player?

[osuche]

Football. I like contact sports.

Politician or lobbyist?

[denny]

lobbyist, more power than the politicians

Monica or Bill?

[osuche]

Monica. I LIKE being a girl (but girl pres wouldn't be all bad)

Dom or sub?

[denny]

yes

race driver or skydiver?

[osuche]

Race driver. I LOVE cars.

Drive cross country or fly?

[denny]

Fly and rent a great car, Hertz used to rent out GT350's back in the day. What a great rental!

Helmsman or deckhand?

[osuche]

MMM....good taste in cars too.

Deckhand. That way I can smell the sea breeze.

Wind sailing or parasailing?

[denny]

Wind.

racing or cruising?

[osuche]

Racing. I like the adrenaline rush.

Stripper or bodyguard?

[Sharni]

Stripper

Cattle farmer or Crop farmer?

[denny]

cattle, can you tell I'm not a vegetarian?

Coffee grower or Coca grower?

[osuche]

Coffee. Although I don't really have a green thumb.

Gynecologist or proctologist?

[dicksbro]

Gynecologist

Septic system cleaner or chimney sweep.

[celticangel]

chimney sweep

primary school teacher or high school teacher?

[WildIrish]

High School teacher - little kids make me crazy! ha ha

carnival worker or toll booth operator?

[kleclere]

carnival worker

telephone operator or telemarketer?

[dicksbro]

Telephone operator

Military ... officer, NCO or EM?

[Sugarsprinkles]

EM



CNN or MSNBC?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't matter, I like most cartoon shows ... :D

(Which one has the Road Runner?)

Bacon and eggs or pancakes and sausage?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Hard choice........Bacon & eggs


Pancackes & Sausage or Waffles?

[Salacious]

Pancakes & Sausage

Pole Dancer or Ballet Dancer

[dicksbro]

Ya' really know how to put the stress on. But, I'll be nice and say, ballet. (I love ballet!) But afterwards ... :D

Apple or cherry pie baker?

[kleclere]

Apple

pie maker or pie eater?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Pie eater, but I'll take the cherry, please.

Make-up artist or actor/actress?

[denny]

actor

Singer or Instrumentalist?

[Sharni]

Singer

Pilot of Ship or Plane?

[Salacious]

Plane - Oh to fly!

Comic Strip writer or illustrator?

[osuche]

Writer. I only illustrate in stick figures. :D

Sportscaster or TV news anchor?

[dicksbro]

TV News Anchor ... not a huge sports fan (don't follow any very close)

[Sugarsprinkles]

and your question is?????????????????? :D:D

[Salacious]

bookkeeper or zookeeper? ;)

[Steph]

zookeeper! love animals!!!

clown or acrobat?

[Salacious]

acrobat... clowns can be kinda creepy.

coffee shop or malt shop owner?

[dicksbro]

malt shop owner sounds like fun ... but maybe too many kids ...

okay, I'll pick the coffee shop owner (for the peace and quiet).

Hands on owner, or, long distance manager.

[osuche]

Hands on owner. I like action.

Swing shift or 3rd shift?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Swing


Cable or Satellite TV?

[osuche]

Never owned either. But I think sattelite would be cool.

Dominatrix or escort?

[dicksbro]

Since I can't be a dominatrix ... guess I'll be the escort. ;)

Cruise director or mapmaker?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Mapmaker



Historian or Mathmatician?

[Salacious]

ewww.... Historian

Forensic Scientist or Lawyer

[Sharni]

Forensic Scientist

FBI or CIA agent

[WildIrish]

CIA - I've read too many books. ha ha

Landscaper or pool cleaner?

[Sharni]

Landscaper

Construction worker or Train driver

[WildIrish]

Construction worker, they get all the ladies. ha ha

Forest Ranger or Lifeguard at the beach?

[dicksbro]

Forest Ranger.

Taxidermist or Gun Dealer?

[WildIrish]

Gun Dealer - working with dead things would freak me out.

streetsweeper or garbageman?

[Sharni]

Garbo

Cleaner or Laundry person

[dicksbro]

Cleaner.

Breakfast person or lunch person?

[Sharni]

Lunch

Brain surgeon or Cosmetic surgeon

[dicksbro]

cosmetic surgeon

druggist or cashier

[denny]

druggist

strip club waitress or MC?

[osuche]

MC. I hate those little outfits...and the tips aren't that great.

Leather club or gay bar?

[denny]

How do you know? One of the best nights of entertainment I ever had was in a gay bar.

stripper or madam?

[osuche]

Stripper. I don't like selling others' bodies.

Executive recruiter or consultant?

[denny]

Talked to one today, ex. head hunter, that would do.

Porn star or B movie actress?

[osuche]

Porn star. I have no illusions about my acting ability.

Cross dresser or streaker?

[denny]

latter

Construction manager or explosive researcher?

[osuche]

Construction manager. I like control.

((of course, I also like explosions...I am a CHem E))

The person below me is an expert in chemistry

[denny]

Wait a minute, what happened to "I want to be"?
I'm not. Sis knows a lot about delivery propellants and warhead explosive but not me!

Bartender or Psychologist?

[Sharni]

Bartender

Computer Tech or Computer Programmer

[dicksbro]

Computer programmer

Salesperson or office worker?

[Sharni]

Office Worker

Fireperson or Policeperson

[dicksbro]

Policeperson

[Sharni]

Choice please :D:D

[dicksbro]

Okay ...

Spiritual advisor or faith healer?

[Sharni]

Dont believe in either *L*

Prison Warden or School Groundsman

[dicksbro]

Neither really.

Fisherman or hunter.

[Sharni]

Fisherman

Chicken Farmer or Egg Farmer

[dicksbro]

Which came first ... the chicken or the egg LOL

Egg farmer (we eat more of those)

Bus or taxi driver?

[Sharni]

Taxi Driver

Bus Driver or Coach Driver

[denny]

bus

Limo Driver or Ferry Captain?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Limo Driver


Cake decorator or Florist

[denny]

Florist, I don't have allergies and don't need the sugar.

Chef or short order cook.

[Sharni]

Chef

Nude Model or Clothed Model