{A new game} I want to be....

[dicksbro]

Swimmer

Fan or Player

[Sharni]

Fan

Footballer or Car racer

[Vicious Tease]

footballer

poet or novelist?

[PantyFanatic]

(not a wide choice) does methods developer count? Lol


Teasor or Teasee;)

[Vicious Tease]

teasor, of course

politician or religious leader?

[dicksbro]

I'm forming a group to research the possibilities. :)

ranch hand or indian

[Sharni]

Ranch Hand

Jockey or Showjumper

[campingboy]

Showjumper

Single or Attached

[dicksbro]

attached

horny or satisfied?

[Sugarsprinkles]

horny


wrestler or boxer?

[kleclere]

wrestler

detective or story writer?

[campingboy]

Writer.

Tour guide or school teacher?

[kleclere]

Tour Guide

Storm trooper or Fire fighter?

[dicksbro]

Fire fighter

Mattress or Condom tester?

[kleclere]

mattress

house owner or guest?

[Sharni]

Hours Owner

Hair Dresser or Window Dresser

[campingboy]

Window dresser.

Gardener or House painter?

[kleclere]

House painter

sleep or awake?

[Sharni]

Gardener

Master or Slave

[kleclere]

Master

Vibe or cock?

[Lilith]

mmmmm cock.......


whip or crop?

[kleclere]

whip

easied in or slammed?

[Sugarsprinkles]

eased in, then slammed! :D;)

grunts & groans or talking dirty?

[dicksbro]

grunts & groans.

procrastinate or punctual?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Usually punctual


Soft and tender or rough and wild?

[kleclere]

Can I have both?

Soft and tender


naked or nude?

[Sugarsprinkles]

What's the difference??? :D

Ketchup or Mustard?

[kleclere]

some people well use only one and not the other.

Ketchup goes on everything.

apple or grape juice?

[denny]

apple

male prostitute or eunuch?

[kleclere]

male prostitute

dingy or yacht?

[denny]

yacht

power or sail?

[Scarecrow]

Sail

Lake or Ocean

[Sharni]

The listed things can be an occupation, or type of person. IE: a fire fighter or a police officer, a sex slave or a dominatrix, etc.

As long as it is something a person can actually physically be, it's all good.
I think ya all are getting this thread confused with the Versus thread

It sposed to be between things that a human can actually be!! :D:D

Lion Tamer or Dog Trainer

[denny]

dog trainer(have a thing for bitches)

Toilet pumper or Garbage collector?

[kleclere]

Dog trainer

prince or pulper?

[dicksbro]

Prince

Sexy or smart?

[Vicious Tease]

sexy (i'm already smart)

wanted or needed?

[denny]

needed

attractive or seductive?

Ooops, off track.

Model or Playboy?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Model

Painter or Sculptor?

[kleclere]

painter

nude model or clothed model

[Sharni]

Clothed

City Person or Country Person?

[kleclere]

Country person

racer or spectator

[Sugarsprinkles]

Spectator

Reverend or Congregant

[kleclere]

Congregant

partier or beer runner

[Sugarsprinkles]

Beer runner (can't stand to drink the stuff!)

Pilot or Passenger

[kleclere]

passenger

porn star or porn viewer

[Sugarsprinkles]

Porn star (if I had the body for it ;))

Pimp or hooker?

[denny]

Hooker, I like to play, not the business end.

Porn Star or Hooker?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Hooker

Porn movie producer or Painter of nude models?

[dicksbro]

Painter of nude models. Any volunteers?

ship or plane's captain?

[Steph]

A ship - I've canoed and been on many ferries . . . no take off or landings with boats!

Dog or lion trainer?

[kleclere]

Dog

cartoonist or computer geek?

[dicksbro]

Is there a difference? Okay, cartoonist. At least that sounds like more fun. Plus, pencils don't crash (often).

hearts: surgeon or advice to the lonely columnist?

[Sugarsprinkles]

advice to the lonely columnist

sports columnist or editorial writer?

[kleclere]

Sports columnist

scuba diver or submarine crew member

[Sugarsprinkles]

scuba diver


Invisible or psychic?

[Steph]

OMG, those are hard choices!!! How long could I be either one? :) I think I'd have to go with invisible because I'm such a Curious Geroge!

Magician or politician?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Magician

Carnival barker or Blackjack dealer?

[Steph]

Blackjack dealer - seems like less work and it's one of the few card games I know how to play.

Bouncer or bartender?

[Sugarsprinkles]

bartender (not big enough to be a bouncer)


Waitress or cook?

[dicksbro]

I'll be a cook. I'm afraid one of those little black and white dresses just wouldn't do much for my boyish figure. :D :D

Jogger or juggler?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Juggler....you should see how I juggle all the different browser windows when hubby is around. :D

acrobat or animal trainer?

[LixyChick]

animal trainer (due to a conversation with Lilith earlier in chat....thought I would come to this thread for some ideas......omggg! was I wrong! LOL!)

scientist or brain surgeon

[Sugarsprinkles]

Scientist


Astronomer or Astrologer?

[dicksbro]

Astonomer (I always thought that'd be so neat!)

In control or subservient

[Sugarsprinkles]

That's a difficult one, as neither one particularly appeals to me. But if I have to choose, the I guess, subservient.


dancer or musician?

[dicksbro]

Dancer. I thought maybe a ballet dancer so maybe I could look up at all those tutus. :)

Politician or Gangster?

[Lilith]

politician



prison guard or teacher?

[jennaflower]

Prison Guard...

Lawyer or a Criminal

[dicksbro]

What's the difference? Hmmmm. Being a criminal would be taking the high and honorable road. So ... I'll be the lawyer! Hee hee.

Pancakes and sausage or bacon and eggs?

(Love your avatar, Jenna.)

[Steph]

veggie bacon and eggs, please. when are you delivering?

rain or wind?

[dicksbro]

Oops ... I had the wrong game (I think I thought I was playing versus) on my last post. Oh well, if somebody wants to be breakfast (thanks, Steph) ... who am I to argue. Me, I'll be the rain.

Television or movie producer?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Movie.............not as much time pressure


travel by car or by plane?

[dicksbro]

Car (I'm just going next door :D)

I want to be ...

Garbage collector or septic system cleaner?

[Sharni]

Garbage collector

Nurse or Doctor?

[dicksbro]

doctor ... the pays better

move or stage actor/actress?

[Sharni]

Movie

Instrument player or Singer?

[dicksbro]

Singer

Air Force or Commercial pilot

[Steph]

commercial pilot - I'd be too afraid to be in the air force (and thanks for picking up both our slack in this game - I shoulda clued in!)

Bartender or waitress?

[dicksbro]

I'd better be the bartender. I probably wouldn't look too good in a skirt. :D :D

Olympic swimmer or skier?

[kleclere]

Swimmer

exotic dancer or watcher?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Dancer

Voyeur or the object of said voyeur's facination?

[Sharni]

object of said voyeur's facination

Smoker or Not?

[kleclere]

Not

kisser or kissee

[Sharni]

Kissee

Jetsetter or Homebody?

[kleclere]

jetsetter

hockey or soccer player?

[dicksbro]

More of a homebody now than I used to be.

Vegis ... Gardener or Shopper

[Sharni]

Gardener

PetOwner or not?

[dicksbro]

Not right now. Was until our cat, Pokey, died in November.

Chef or Patron

[kleclere]

Pet owner

bird or people watcher?

[Sharni]

People

Homeowner or Renter?

[kleclere]

Home owner

Pizza deliverier or buyer

[Sharni]

Most definately a buyer....Mmmmmmm could go an Aussie too *L*

Shy or Bold type person

[kleclere]

Bold

Naughty or nice

[Sugarsprinkles]

Bold. I get tired of being shy.


Coach or player?

[kleclere]

player all the way.

Driver or passenger?

[Lilith]

driver


slave or sub?

[kleclere]

Slave

hunter or gatherer

[Sharni]

Hunter

Slave Master or Circus Master?

[kleclere]

Cirus Master

Horse trainer or Dog Trainer?

[dicksbro]

Horse trainer

Taxi or Bus Driver

[Sharni]

Bus Driver

Walker or Jogger

[dicksbro]

walker

Wendy's or Burger King?

[Sharni]

Burger King

Queenslander or Taswegian?

[dicksbro]

Queenslander

Norway or Sweden?

[Sharni]

Sweden

Window washer or Office worker?

[dicksbro]

office worker

postal service or diplomatic service?

[Sugarsprinkles]

diplomatic service


mechanic or artist?

[dicksbro]

artist (actually majored in art in college and have a BFA degree)

chimmney sweep or lumberjack?

[celticangel]

lumberjack


nurse or teacher?

[dicksbro]

Teacher ... I'll teach the nurses! :D

FBI or CIA agent?

[kleclere]

FBI

fun house attendant or men's room

[dicksbro]

fun house attendant

gas station attendant or quick oil change worker

[kleclere]

Gas station attendant

Cleric or Prophet?

[dicksbro]

Cleric (Power of prediction aren't that famous :))

Clerk ... accounts payable or accounts receivable?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Receivable


Disc Jockey or Recording artist?

[dicksbro]

Since I don't sing real well, I guess I'll be a disc jockey. Is it hard riding those discs? :D

factory worker or management team member?

[Sugarsprinkles]

worker.....


Minuteman or Redcoat?

[kleclere]

Minuteman

Reb or Union?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Union, thru and thru! :D


hockey ref or baseball umpire?

[kleclere]

Baseball ump

Taylor or seamstress

[Sugarsprinkles]

seamstress


mechanic or computer repairman?

[kleclere]

Computer repairman

Superman or the flash?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Uhhhhhh....how about Wonder Woman????


Batman or Robin?

[dicksbro]

Batman ...

One of the people in a MFM or one in a FFM?

[Sharni]

FFM

Coke Salesman or Pepsi Salesman

[dicksbro]

Pepsi Salesman.

No particular reson. Just like the red, white and blue trucks. :)

[Sharni]

*LOL*.....and your versus is??

[dicksbro]

Oops ...

Street sweeper or street walker?

[Sharni]

Street Sweeper

Cleaner: Hospital or School

[dicksbro]

School

Prospector or Lumberjack?

[Sharni]

Prospector

Rich or happy

[dicksbro]

Happy

bank teller or loan officer?

[Sharni]

Teller

Clown or Acrobat?

[dicksbro]

Acrobat (so many have said they don't like clowns. McDonald's ... take notice :D)

Tennis shoes tester or barefoot runner?

[Sharni]

Barefoot runner

Horseriding: Bareback or Saddle?

[dicksbro]

Saddle.

Bird watcher or bird shooter?

[Sharni]

Watcher

Immortal or Mortal

[kleclere]

Immortal

Computer geek or operator?

[Sharni]

Puter Geek

Boots or Sneakers

[PeachsRsweet]

I love to ski!


Weather forecaster or race car driver?

[kleclere]

Weather forecaster(where else can I 90 to 95% of the time wrong and still get paid what they do)

Zoo keeper or insane asylum keeper?

[Cobalt]

Zoo keeper

Porn star or munk

[dicksbro]

zoo keeper

cook or waiter/waitress?

[kleclere]

waiter

fisherman or sun bather

[Sharni]

Fisherman

Colour or B&W

[Sugarsprinkles]

Color


medical examiner or policeman?

[LixyChick]

Policeman

Pilot or Conductor (train)

[Sugarsprinkles]

Conductor



Model or Artist?

[LixyChick]

Model (I hate to think of the starving part....but then models do that too sometime.......hmmmmm?) I'm torn. Can't I be both? LOL!

window washer on a submarine or squeegie guy/girl in an adult book store?

[Sharni]

squeegie guy/girl in an adult book store? (LMFAO@window washer)

Telephone operator: Normal or Sex?

[dicksbro]

Normal

Swimsuit or underwear model?

[kleclere]

Swimsuit

dishwasher or glass blower

[dicksbro]

glass blower

Madcow or Rush Limbaugh?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Neither!


Olympics - Winter or Summer?

[dicksbro]

Winter (actually ... both)

Donald Duck or Mickey Mouse?

[Lilith]

Donald...yes it's the no pants thing


wealthy or healthy?

[kleclere]

I'd like to try wealthy

full head of hair or bald?

[fzzy]

I like my full head of hair ... I'll keep it!! :) (though I must say that I frequently find bald / shaved head men to be incredibly sexy!)

writer or sculpter

[Sugarsprinkles]

writer



tall or short?

[Passion Please]

short ...can get into more positions short

Domme or subbie

[Sugarsprinkles]

neither really, but more sub than domme..................


doctor or nurse?

[dicksbro]

Doctor.

Jet or propeller driven plane pilot?

[kleclere]

Jet

military person or protestor?

[Sugarsprinkles]

military


women's hairstyle: Long or short?

[kleclere]

Long

Hockey player or watcher?

[dicksbro]

Watcher

Farmer or grain elevator owner?

[Sharni]

Farmer

City or Country?

[Glyndwr]

City

gynaecologist or proctologist

[dicksbro]

Gynecologist (just cannot picture myself as a proctologist)

teacher or student?

[kleclere]

teacher

insurance person or lawyer

[Sharni]

Insurance person

Pool shark or Thief

[denny]

Pool Shark

Thief or Lawyer

[Sharni]

Aren't they the same (j/k) LOL

Theif

Family Doctor or Brain Surgeon?

[dicksbro]

Family Doctor

Spy or a code breaker?

[Sharni]

Spy

Fireman or Getaway Driver

[dicksbro]

Fireman

Taxi or bus driver?

[Steph]

bus (it's safer)

writer or editor?

[dicksbro]

Write (so I can let someone else worry about the spelling) :D

Gypsy or Gadfly?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Gypsy


alone or with a crowd?

[dicksbro]

Right at the moment ... alone ... if being at Pixies is really being alone. Other times, well, it varies ...

Boxer or a wrestler?

[kleclere]

Wrestler

Captain of a: Boat or plane?

[Sharni]

Boat (I can swim if it sinks....i cant fly if the plane decides to fall to the ground *LOL)

Horse or Cart?

[dicksbro]

LOL I want to be the cart so that the horse can pull me around.

Astronaut or Deep Sea Diver?

[Lilith]

Astronaut~both would scare the begeezus out of me!


prison guard or prisoner?

[dicksbro]

Prison Guard (although neither option is very appealing)

Theatre ticket or popcorn salesperson?

[kleclere]

ticket

usher or vendor?

[dicksbro]

Usher ... I'm always looking for good bottoms ... er ... seats. :)

News or weather commentator?

[Sharni]

News

Singer or Musician

[dicksbro]

Singer (wish I sang better)

Devil or Saint?

[cbass1976]

Devil

Coke or Pepsi

[Sharni]

Errrrr...a human cannot pysically be a coke or a pepsi *LOL*

Race Driver: Car or Motorcycle

[dicksbro]

Car

Condom or Dildo Tester?

[kleclere]

Dildo tester ( on the ladies)

Perfume: tester or sprayer?

[dicksbro]

Sprayer ... oh ... you mean the perfume. :)

Participant or voyeur?

[kleclere]

can I choose both, well suppose participant.

movie maker or digital editor?

[Sharni]

Digital Editor

Prostitute or Thief?

[dicksbro]

Neither ... although maybe a high-priced gigalo ... nah ... just kidding. :)

School bus driver or crossing guard?

[Sharni]

Guard

Cartoonist or Classic Artist

[dicksbro]

Classic artist

Interior decorator or landscaper?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Interior decorator


Landscaper or building contractor?

[dicksbro]

building contractor

real estate agent or bail bondsman

[Sharni]

Real Estate Agent

Costume Maker or Film Maker?

[dicksbro]

Film maker ... although being a costume maker might be fun. If I tried to sew the stuff together, it'd probably all fall off. Hee hee.

State trooper or sherriff?

[Sharni]

Sheriff

Computer Tech or Teacher

[dicksbro]

Teacher

Bar tender or patron

[Sharni]

Patron

Actor: Films or Stage

[dicksbro]

Stage

Riverdance or Nutcracker Suite?

[kleclere]

Riverdance

Belly dancer or stripper?

[Sugarsprinkles]

stripper



Tap dance or Ballet

[dicksbro]

Ballet

Modern or classical

[kleclere]

Modern

horse Rider or shoer?

[Sharni]

Farrier

Jockey or Trainer

[kleclere]

To big to be a Jockey so Trainer.

educator or student?

[dicksbro]

educator

science or liberal arts

[Sharni]

Science

Park Ranger or Policeman

[dicksbro]

Park Ranger

Ambassador or Cabinet Officer?

[Sharni]

Abassador

Prince or Princess?

[dicksbro]

LOL ... better be the prince.

Lucky or talented?

[Sharni]

LOL yep

Lucky

Drunk or Sober?

[dicksbro]

Sober

Having Sex or remembering it afterwards?

[Sharni]

Remembering it has got to be a plus *L*

Magician or Illusionist?

[dicksbro]

Magician

Tourist Guide or Bus Driver

[Sharni]

Tourist Guide

Lifesaver: Pool or Beach?

[dicksbro]

Pool

Leader or Follower?

[Sharni]

Follower

Charismatic or Not?

[dicksbro]

Charismatic

Tall or short

[Sharni]

Tall

High Heels or Flats?

[dicksbro]

barefoot ... lol ... flats (I'd kill myself in heels)

Ivory or Palmolive soap ... CANCEL >>>

Ooops ... think we changed games ...

Attentive or Not :D

[Sharni]

Errrr i didnt mean you specifically *LOL* i meant a lady in heels or flats :D:D

Attentive

Sane or Mad?

[dicksbro]

Sane with just a touch of mad to make it interesting :dizzy:

boxer or wrestler

[Sharni]

Wrestler

Steeplechaser or flat jockey?

[dicksbro]

steeplechaser

mountain climber or cave explorer

[Sharni]

Mountain Climber

Icecream Maker or Candy Maker?

[dicksbro]

Ice Cream Maker

Shopper or Salesperson?

[Sharni]

Shopper

Owner or Renter?

[dicksbro]

Owner

Actor or Playwright

[kleclere]

Actor

volleyball player: sand or gym

[Sugarsprinkles]

Sand......



golf: regular or minature?

[kleclere]

Miniture ( lose to many balls in regular)

cook or chef?

[Sharni]

Chef

Beef Farmer or Sheep Farmer?

[kleclere]

Beef

Hog farmer or crop farmer?

[Sharni]

Crop

All round Scientist or Specilised?

[kleclere]

Specilised (pays better)

studier of : dinosaurs or people?

[Booger]

people

rock star of movie star

[Sugarsprinkles]

Movie (I can't play any instruments or read music...of course that doesn't seem to stop most of them...LOL)



movie or live theater critic?

[Sharni]

Movie

Big cat handler or Elephant trainer

[kleclere]

Have to go with Elephant trainer.

big game hunter or bug exterminator

[dicksbro]

Big Game Hunter

Artist or Photographer's model?

[kleclere]

Artist's model

Artist or photographer?