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Old 08-18-2002, 07:56 AM
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Ponder the scenario:

It's early Friday evening, the weekend looms and you are going to meet your intended after a long and hard week. The weekend looms and you have made arrangements to meet at a given time and point. Your late (and not for the first time).

What do you say, what can your excuse possible be that may rescue this dire situation? After all, you are horny as hell and ready for some action between the sheets, but knowing being late, will kill of any erotic adventures that you might have thoughts about.

What you might send, as a text message, to your loved one, be it your partner, wife/husband or lover.

This is what I sent, and it worked a treat.

'Nice and mellow on a sunny afternoon, waiting for a bus to take me beyond nice and mellow on a sunny afternoon.'

What would you send?
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Old 08-18-2002, 08:07 AM
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Old 08-18-2002, 08:25 AM
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Late, but on my way! Lost track of time noting things we should try from "Erotic Adventures she'll LOVE"
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Old 08-18-2002, 08:49 AM
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Babe.........I'm late.....forget dinner......tonight your starting with dessert first and honey.....thats me.....clear the kitchen table....cause im serving dessert there...........xxxxxxxx
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Old 08-18-2002, 09:24 AM
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Be there in a bit honey, had to make sure that all the candles were in the right places.
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Old 08-18-2002, 09:39 AM
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Old 08-18-2002, 10:03 AM
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Old 08-18-2002, 02:57 PM
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Old 08-18-2002, 03:22 PM
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Old 08-18-2002, 06:30 PM
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Old 08-18-2002, 06:59 PM
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hey honey running late on my way bringing the chocolate syrp and whip cream for desert............

besides i couldnt use any excuse i wouldn't get any if i was late anyhow ........
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Old 08-19-2002, 04:10 AM
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oh my.....I forgive you already Nikki
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Old 08-19-2002, 04:28 AM
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rang a sexy little number, noting things we should try. Clear that table, light the candles. I have escaped with the chocolate syrup and whip cream. Baby, I'm late, but just wait till I see you...

hehhe any more?
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