I wonder how many people know what a "humbug" is

Why do home builders make range vents that merely vent back into the kitchen above the stove?

why do movers/delivery people feel the need to comment upon my electronics... usually with a sense of wonderment?

How long is a goldfish memory?

Why does drinking coffee often make me sneeze?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Sometimes it's not the halls I feel like decking.

About as short as most of their lives BIBI.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Why do some people bike on the sidewalk when there is a clearly posted biking lane on the street?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

HA! nope only three seconds LMAO Talk about living in the moment!

Why do people learn to read when they don't read the signs posted anyway?

Who decided what words would be "bad" words?

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Definitions:

1. nonsense: something that is silly or makes no sense


2. deception: something that is meant to deceive or cheat people


3. fraud: somebody who deceives others by making false claims

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Here is a sample of the humbug I was pondering about

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My grandmother!

Is the flavor horehound????

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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