Describing driving around the CIO of HP in my smoking 100K+ mile car to a friend. We nearly died laughing

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

A beer making machine made from a washing machine, refridgerator and a sink.

Couldn't find the clip online on how to put that together but I did get find a great "how to" video that shows me how to get a great cuppa coffee!

Awesome coffee maker

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Being called a bony Amazon with a cold butt!

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Well, I've gotten both of my good laughs from here at Pixies. That ^^^ from Neige gave me one and the other came while reading jseal's entry in the "Strange Days" thread.

Seeing that today is the anniversary of Henrik Ibsen's death made me think back to a literature class in college when the professor asked the class if anybody had read any of his works. One of my classmates replied, "You mean the guy from Beverly Hillbillies?" The sad thing is that he wasn't joking around.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

A boy in my class *see the what pissed you off thread* was smacking his hand with a ruler and said, "Ms. _____, spank me. I've been bad today." and before I could stop myself I replied, "you have to pay extra for that"

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Dang, there goes mah pockit money fer tha next three weeks.!!

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

^^^, ^^^

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OMG Lil, I just damn near shot soda out of my nose when I read that.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

"Being Danish is a qualification for being an F1 expert"

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

This article, well actually the picture did it for me.

Never send a thong to do a panty's job


And yep, PF got a PM about it from me.


As for needing to be Danish to be an F1 expert........ I think I agree with him.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

My mother telling me about my cousin's wedding. She'd "never seen anything like it - it was so fancy, for hicks".

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

The thought of an old classmate who was dead silent for hours, then suddenly piped up with "I'M SO HAPPY MY HERPES ARE DORMANT" at the top of his lungs.

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Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. ~Roger Miller

Accidentally slipping in a dirty emoticon in my MSN convo with my mother. She thought it was hilarious!!!!!!!!! (Hey, she was the one talking about a "hump"...)

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

listening to a recorded local show at the station today, and realizing that the substitute host never introduced who he was the entire show.

Sometimes it's the simple things that bite you in the ass.

Watching Tanny dream and her little puppy toes twitch like she was chasing something....she chased a deer the other day. Maybe she was dreaming of that?

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"...but his evaluation of my vampiric reputation had me begging for salvation ALL night long!"

My Stories and Poems
Wake Up, My Darling With Him Black The Incubus The Succubus Return of the Succubus Be My Dom The Vampiress The Seductress Condolances, My Vampire and Romance of the Virgin Master...or Pet? Part I Master....Or Pet? Part II Master...Or Pet? Part III (End of the Trilogy) When She Comes An Experiment In Her Blood The "Horseshoe" William and Camilla Cold Water Sit His First... Her Hunger You May Enter (Me) The Glory of Magdalena The Drive Home Dreaming of a Stranger Night
Just Like That The Taste The Pool of Pleasure Room 207 Park and Ride Til Death An Invitation Movie Night Sister's Shower


My Other Personalities
Blood Princess
Crown of Ivy