If I find 17 more threads to post in I can have my name pretty much top to bottem on the front page.

Oh 16 now.

If the item isn't jewelry, you may find a local trophy shop that can help at a reasonable price.

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Thanks PF, I'll keep that in mind.


IowaMan fingering Smurfette.

Trying to keep up with who is online.

Hi osuche!!

my son said to me "i've decided you're a genuis"

i said "cool, but there was there ever a doubt?"

he replied, "THE GENUIS OF PUNCHY SHOE -DOO HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
kids are weird. at least mine are.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

An email I got from IowaMan!!

I laughed so hard I scared my son.

Ooops, sorry bout that. Hopefully the little fella forgives me.

Got a good laugh this morning during breakfast. I got up from the table to get a refill of milk, wasn't even away from the table for 15 seconds, and when I turned around I saw kitty sitting next to my plate eating my scrambled eggs. She was pretty proud of herself.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Getting to send an "I'd be happy to cancel your account, you windbag" email to a troublesome client

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

^^^ Would have or did?

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Would have...no response yet.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

probably the wiser

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A segment from The Daily Show

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/i...?videoId=163572

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

That ^^^ made me want to jump through the screen and strangle him when he acted as though he hadn't heard that it's projected gas prices will reach $4.00/gal.

This pic made me laugh though. Pretty much fits given the weather we've had this winter.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

That shouldn't make you mad IwoaMan it really should scare you that Bush is so totally clueless with what is really happen in the country he is running.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Frozen cat pee and being an idiot.