Don't believe them. Just because you only have 3 stripes on your pajamas you don't have a scrawny ass.




.......... And NO! You can't borrow any of my pajamas.

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my spouse as i have laryngitis and didn't have any brandy so he got me a shot of vodka to sip. did you know you get hot when you drink vodka..
who knew

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I love the night
I love the element of danger and the ecstasy of flight,
I love the night
I love to dance with a stranger and to feel his delight,
And when the dancing is through, I kick off my shoes,
And I listen to the beating of his heart

Rhiannon hope you and hubby feel better aside from that the interplay between the cat and dog the cat she is so dainty and the dog he is a big galoot

pubes in the shower

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

A phone call from a friend's wife wanting to make sure she had my correct address so she could send a CARE package.............. to Lou! I've had the cat for just over a week and he's been getting more mail than I have.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

"Something Nice"

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My own stupidity. I told my pulmonolgist that I had been golfing over the weekend and he told me that was a good thing as I need to get all of the exercise my lungs will allow. Then he asked me, "And how did you do?" Well, for some reason I was on a different page as him so I answered, "Shot even par. But I didn't putt worth a damn."


He sort of chuckled and said, "Well, sounds like you had a good round but I meant how did your lungs hold up?"

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Being told that my kitten is "a typical" man because when he went pee he went right over the edge of the litter box and onto the floor.


The look on his face was absolutely priceless as he went to cover it up only to find that there wasn't anything to cover. He then looked back under his tail as if to check to see if he could determine what happened.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

A magic trick

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I'm absolutely busting a gut watching the clips of Will Ferrell doing the Jeopardy thing with Sean Connery and the "More Cowbell" clip on the SNL thread.

Never get tired of that stuff!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Cats on kitty crack

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

My friend's 2-year-old, running like a demon through the aisles of the shoe store. He never fails to charm me, even if he is a banshee.

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OTP, siempre

My photo threads...

Latest: Cool April Morning

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Stories
Thank You, Come Again / Robyn's Roommate / Seamus, Charlotte, and the Showgirl / God, It's Good to Be Queen

"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

Running around with a viking hat on

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

My golf partner was trying his best to stick a golf tee in the rock hard ground...I looked over at him with a straight face and asked "if he was having a hard time putting it in".

The meanest housecat I've ever seen in my life.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus