
02-13-2009, 02:20 PM
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Call me FWM :)
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The father of my children.
I am trying to figure out how many different ways I can write that.
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02-13-2009, 03:38 PM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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"sperm donor"...detaches the idea of a responsible father figure.
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02-13-2009, 03:57 PM
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Flirt the whole dropping the soap thing from 2 post ago I would have paid to see that.... you getting out of the tub and all
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02-14-2009, 12:33 AM
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Turn it up!
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Having the wait-person drop an entire sauce-cup full of ketchup in my lap.
Next time just bring me the bottle, OK? I'll take care of spilling it myself.
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02-14-2009, 11:57 AM
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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02-15-2009, 12:04 AM
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Turn it up!
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Yeh...go & try to be PC, & it gets me in trouble...
Tho prolly not as much trouble as I would've gotten for saying it was a wait- ress, & that she was trying to juggle a stack of full plates that weighed nearly as much as she did...

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02-15-2009, 03:33 AM
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That's problem is you were using the wrong term the pc isn't wait-person it's server.
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02-15-2009, 03:54 AM
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Call me FWM :)
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Wait-person sounds so much more fun than 'server' though
...and Scotz, if it was a female wait-person that spilled ketchup, then surely it's correct to refer to her as a waitress, just like if it had been a guy, it would have been a waiter  Or have the jobs really been renamed?
...and if the PC world (not the computer store, but the politically correct-ites) were going as far as renaming waiters and waitresses, then shouldn't actors and actresses become act-people?
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02-17-2009, 01:45 PM
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Which reminds me, how many heterosexual male waiters at TGIFridays does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Both of them.
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02-17-2009, 10:35 PM
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disrespect-
from the public regarding my career field
from other teachers who don't know what I do
from my child
from my husband
from my students
from my staff
and myself for allowing it.
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02-18-2009, 12:04 AM
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Her ^^^ talking bullshit.
(sounds like flawed prospective to me)
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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02-18-2009, 01:47 AM
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Ditto.
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02-18-2009, 02:32 AM
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Call me FWM :)
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Lamppost jumping out into the path of the car 
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02-18-2009, 03:03 AM
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They learned it from trees.
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02-18-2009, 05:42 AM
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The trees taught well.
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