"Is he the kind of person who moans when wet?"


When what I was *trying* to say was: Is he the kind of person who's likely to grumble about standing about in the rain all day?



Guess my mind was elsewhere...

I was fooled by a 5 year old.


Actually, I just learned that the 5 year old was right and it was grandma and grandpa who had things screwed up.

You had to be there to understand.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Being hit by the realization that I just may be the absolute worst in the world at wrapping gifts.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Last night I tried on alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllll my lingerie to try to decide what to take with me on my vacation. Having made my decisions I threw it all in the wash to freshen it up. Upon opening the lid to the washing machine I realized the perplexity of trying to figure out what lace strap was tied up in what other lace strap. It didn't help matters that alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll of them are black.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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Wondering just how many feathers I'll have plucked from Cookie by the time all is said and done now that I've received the go ahead.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Lilith foiling PF's plans.

Clerk's 2

Singing "Fat Bottom Girls" at the top of my lungs

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Getting this..... Talk about High School.

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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

someone trying to convince me how great she is

Someone I can careless, what she thinks.

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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

fun with grammar!

A smartass in every group!!

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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

Reading all the above posts!!! hehe

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........