oops, thought this was the golden tits award,,,,,,,,begging everyones pardon!

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

When Dicksbro calls my name I'm so shocked and stunnned that I fall right off Murphy's lap and onto the floor...and because my hand was down his pants and his hand was under my blouse at the time I pull him right down with me.
We untangle ourselves and I push him off me in my mad dash to get to the stage.

On my way I trip over BIBI who is trying to keep TazzfromCA from getting below her AGAIN, and over Pantyfanatic who is sitting in the middle of the floor sniffing one at a time all the panties that he cajoled each of the female Pixies into giving him when they entered the room - well, each of the ladies who bothered to wear any that is.
I stumble over Vampeyes and Sarriah who are just sitting and giggling at one another for no apparent reason.

Scotzoidman sees me approaching and plugs in his guitar and in honor of my "Friend In Need Golden Dildo Award" and my relationship with Murphy, plays a few bars of Kenny Rogers "Daytime Friends and Nightime Lovers".

As the music plays I stumble up the few stairs to claim my "Friend in Need Golden Dildo Award" from Dicksbro and get ready to make my acceptance speech. But what's going on? I can't reach the damned microphone - it's too frickin' high for short li'l me to reach!! They look for something for me to stand on, but alas the world famous Pixie's Soap-box is in rather sad condition from such frequent use.
From the back of the room a female voice with a sweet Southern drawl rings out,
"Over here y'all!! I got somethin' y'all can stand on, Sugarsprinkles!"

Well, a couple of the guys go to see who and what it is. It's our very own DildoDiva and she gives them a large box - it's a crate filled with all sorts of wonderful, sexy 'toys!" They bring it to the podium and help me up onto it. Now I can reach the microphone and I commence to making my speech:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Pervs and Pervettes, I'd like to thank Dicksbro for this magnificent "Friend in Need Golden Dildo Award!" I really don't know what to say. I just want you to know, Dicksbro, that the few messages I posted on your behalf were done with love and with no thought or expectation of awards. I really NEVER expected such a beautiful award - and I must say in all honesty........................................... ....................................

I'D MUCH RATHER GET LAID than get a METAL DILDO!!! Is that really so damn much to ask? I mean, DAMN, why is getting laid so damn difficult?? It doesn't cost a damn thing, one size truly does fit all, you can do it almost anywhere, you can do it anytime day or night, and you can give OFTEN! So what's the problem???

Sensing that I'm losing control, Murphy rushes to the stage, grabs me, throws me to the floor and proceeds to give it to me right there on the stage! The audience, sensing what's happening, voices their approval with whistles, cat calls, and loud cheers and applause.
When we finish, Murphy stands, helps me up and while I try to make myself presentable again he tucks in his shirt, zips his pants, takes a bow amid more cheers, and returns to his seat.

"Where was I, now? Oh yes, - it's time for me to present the next award. Alright fellow Pixies here goes:

First of all for writing such sexy and hot stories that get us pervettes all excited, causing an epidemic of wet panties, and also for having one truly delicious and sexy looking tongue, and finally, because he looks soooo damn hot laying across the hood of his car............................................... .....

I'm truly pleased and honored to present this replica of his car.....with a large silver tongue mounted on the hood with a pair of very damp ladies panties hanging from it.......the "Oh My God, You Sure Would Look Good NAKED On That Car - Are You Sure You're NOT Related To Gene Simmons - SILVER TONGUE - LICK MY WET PANTIES AWARD" to our very own............................................... ........................................DallasLiving!!!!!

Now, Cum on up here and get it Baby

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

Let me up. Somebody is calling me!




What? Not the dessert tray for this fantastic banquet?
Not a dear friend bending over in her short skirt, adjusting her thigh highs?

An award?
For somebody ELSE?


*gasp*

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It's very late and I do want to do this speech with honor and dignity. I know this awards ceremony will continue tomorrow and so I reserve the right to call it a night!

If I may ask all the Pixie members who are not already passed out to please file out of this thread in a orderly and timely manner (without bruising the passed out Pixies in passing).......I will return tomorrow (at some time or another) to roast.......*ahem*....I mean accept this award for DallasLiving.

*Wonders if they bought the "honor and dignity" shit!?*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

"Honor and dignity?" You, Lixy???

*picking myself up from the floor after laughing so hard I fell down*

Honor, dignity and LixyChick are three words that normally would never appear in the same sentence.....
But what the hell, just hurry back and do the damn speech!!

We've been waitng FOREVER for that DallasLiving dude to step up and accept his award...but since he's "too shy" *cough cough* to do it himself, I have asked Lixy to accept on his behalf.
Or on the stage, or on the floor..wherever she can find room...

So hurry back Lixy...we've been waiting wayyyyyyy too long for this award to be accepted...

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

I ride up to the award ceremony on a white stallion. I had to use this horse as a guise tonight.....as I have been boinking for nearly three straight weeks now and I had to find a good excuse for the "bowed look".

I dismount and cry out........"Damn! My legs are killing me". Luckily no one hears me so I don't have to explain why I am in so much pain.

**I should have let DallasLiving take a breather from our hot monkey love sessions. He would have had a chance to pick up his award by now and I wouldn't have had to leave his bed to come and accept it and cover for his absence. I feel rather bad for complaining about my pain because he is totally exhausted and I am doing him two favors in getting his award and letting him get some well deserved rest! I mean, we were like lust bunnies.....going at it nearly ever waking moment for quite some time now. In the bath, in the bed, in the kitchen, in the yard, in the Volkswagon bus, at the concert, on the way back home, in the basement on the pool table, back in the bed, in the shower, at the door on the way out to the grocery store, at the grocery store in the isle with all the exotic food (we knew no one ever comes down that isle and a quickie did seem appropriate at the time), on the ride home again, on the threshold (as if we couldn't wait to get in the apartment)..........I mean.....whew! We didn't miss a spot in that whole place. I really should call a maid service too. I'll do that as soon as I get back........but, Note to self:.....Slip in quietly so I don't wake DL and call the service A.S.A.P. before he gets up and we go at it again. I just know I won't be able to keep my hands off him and make that call if he is awake when I get back!**

I hesitated a bit to reflect on the wonderful last few weeks and then I collect myself and my thoughts and proceed into the ceremony which is already back in full swing. When I enter, all heads turn to me and then I see several Pixie friends bend to the ear of their nearest neighbor and whisper something. No doubt they have noticed I am not my tip-top self. I just smile politely and nod to Sugarsprinkles in a gesture to take the podium.

Sugarsprinkles waves for me to come up and announces, "LixyChick will now accept the aforementioned award for DallasLiving". I step up to SS and give her a great big Pixie hug and take the mic from atop of the podium and stand at the edge of the stage.

"Ladies and Gentleman and everyone of any other gender.......I am back here again tonight to do two things. First I want to say that DallasLiving is in awe of this auspicious award and would have been here himself to accept but he has sprained his penis recently and the doctors say he will be "layed" up for a few more weeks. With his sincerest appologies and his most humble regards, I accept the, Oh My God, You Sure Would Look Good Naked On That Car-Are You Sure You're Not Related To Gene Simmons-Silver Tongue-Lick My Wet Panties Award, on his behalf. He said to tell you "That sure is a mouthful and he would surely love a mouthful of some of the beautiful Pixie ladies to show his appreciation!"

"I also have the auspicious honor of revealing the next award recipient.

For his sweet demeanor........for his very big, sexy, eye candy thread......for his ability to make us smile and cum back again and again to view new pics.......for seeming like an "old friend" even though he is fairly new to our family........for having one of the yummiest cocks I have ever laid my eyes on.......and for always having a sexy reply to everyone who posts to his series.........It is my honor and pleasure to award the "Long, Slow, Hot Rod" award to.........................

Slow Ride!!!!!!!!!

Slow Ride, please cum up here baby and show me your......er um.....accept this award! I present you with a ®Hot Wheels™ version of a race car in the shape of a rock hard cock. And may I suggest...........it could be fun to share your award with a certain deserving Pixie........ahem! Um.......yeah! It sure could be fun to share anything you want to share for that matter! *giggle*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

How many times did the music cut her off before she was done...???

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

OMG ... Lixy, you are one of a kind. LMAO.

*laughing and clapping vigorously*

excellent LixyChick!!!!!! Hope Slow Ride accepts in the nude

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Wow what a speech!! I got myself off twice watching those lips moving.... just imagining what they could do to my cock...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

HEY!


Oops! Sorry for yelling......but I gotta be me! TeeHee!


*Bows quickly and makes a bee-line for that stallion!*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

WOW........ Lixy,I'm in shock..........IIIII I don't know what to say


I do believe this is the first time my cock has ever won anything,,but,I hold my head(the one on my sholders)high as I accept this award............ and Lixy,,,,you ain't seen nothing yet BABY



*unzips my pants to release my "pocket rocket"* as to fulfill Lilith's wish........*shakes it at her*

Thank You again...............and good night *kisses the Ladies*

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Commando

"Getting Home from Work"

Making a Cum Back

Time for a Trim.....You Think?

Another Teasing Cock Thread

*Amusing Myself*

Another New One

A Thread With no Name

hello Ladies

It's me again *wink*

Slow Ride....In the House

71/2" in Alabama

The Slow Ride is Back!

*Stops Slow Ride before he can leave the stage......by stepping in front of him and taking hold of his rocket in one hand and stroking ever so slow......and pulling him close with the other hand and kissing him deep and hard........and then whispering in his ear, "You've got to present an award to someone baby".*

I step back and lightly smack Slow Rides ass, giving him room to present the next award.

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~