I'm thinking one of those nice, selfish, lusty, no strings attached threesomes or orgies that Irezumi Kiss wished for sounds like a pretty good way to spend this cold afternoon. Even though I know I probably wouldn't have the guts to go thru with it. ..... (But boy do I have some participants in mind.)

I wish I was a bit more handy when doing "handywork" around the house.

I wish there wasn't so damn much white in my goatee. I've done the "Just For Men" thing and I'd just rather not bother with it. Heavy, dark brown eyebrows with a mostly white goatee makes me look even more like some sort of freak than I normally do.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Wishing IowaMan's lotto ticket would hit too.

Wishing my lotto ticket would hit.

Wishing I had enough money in the bank to tell work to shove it.

1. Wishing my blood sugar would forever stay in the "normal" range.

2. The job I love wasn't inextricably linked to assholes I don't.

3. It would cool down by about 10F.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I'd been muzzled earlier

Dinner will go great

I could eat all the chocolate I crave

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I wish I had 2 more days off.

I wish sdls would not have the stress she has now.

I wish I had fresh bagels for breakfast.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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I didn't have a meeting at 9 am
I didn't have a midterm due this week
I didn't have ot dress up for work tomorrow

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Having issues here, so...

1. My hair would be just over 14 inches long again.
2. My hair extensions wouldn't hurt.
3. That evil woman didn't cut my hair off.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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! I'm with miss honey bee.... I mean about the 14" hair
2 My cock was 14" long LMAO
3 somebody that could tame a 14" cock LOL

1. I wish my parents situation would take a 180.
2. I wish for a relaxing and fun vacation in less than two weeks.
3. I wish this week is uneventful.

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

1. I wish I could find a winning lottery ticket.
2. I wish I didn't have so much running around to do today.
3. I wish I didn't have a meeting at 7PM tonight.

1. I wish I was in Arizona watching the Cubs at Spring Training.
2. I wish I could get by without the test I've got on Tuesday.
3. Oh and there's that whole "world peace", "find the woman of my dreams", "winning a billion dollars" stuff too.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I wish I could get laid
I wish I had a week off, starting now...but that the earthquake retrofit guys would take a vacation, too
I wish I could be naughty just once

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I wish i could help osuche's wish #1
I wish I could help help be naughty....... again and again!
I wish I was still in bed .... ummmmm.... exercising!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

* I wish my friend who had the liver transplant back in January was making better progress.

* I wish Spring weather would get here and stay so my home renovations can be finished sooner.

* Just once more before I die.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Wish I had a pickup truck handy to go get a new storm door for the front of our home.
Wish my one son could find work.
Wish the crack in my Mazda's windshield wasn't starting to spread.