Bad news, a cup of coffee, and a smoke

A cup of coffee and wet hair

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.....a loverly bunch of coconuts........and a shower waiting to happen!

*can't believe nobody said the coconut thingy yet???* LMAO!

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(the coconut reference is over my head, Lixy)

an annoying boyfriend and his annoying brother torturing me with redneck activities all weekend (if we don't spend at least an hour in Canadian Tire, it'll be a miracle!)

An itch to be scratched and thoughts of who could do that for me.....

...destiny to fulfill.

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A nice happy Mr. Osuche after an impromptu sex session a few minutes ago

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

a "woohoo" for her ^^^!

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

It's a song Steph....from way back! Dunno who sang it (English accented crooner though)....can't remember all the words......but have always thought of breasts when I thought/heard mention of it!

Who can help us out on this one?????

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~Thomas Dewar~

A cold that the kids thought they would share with me instead of keeping it to themselves!!!

(LOL @ Steph........... I feel for ya hun!!!! Been there, done that! Just stay in the air freshener isle....comment on how they can have their vehicle smell like "Mountain Streams" or even oranges... LOL )

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I've got a tummy ache and some answers for Lixy.


I've Got a Loverly Bunch of Coconuts
I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts,
There they are, a-standing in a row;
Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist,
That's what the showman said.He said:

I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts;
Every ball I throw will make me rich
There stands me wife, the idol of my life,
Singing, Roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!

Singing, Roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!
Singing, Roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!
Roll-a-bowl-a-ball!Roll-a-bowl-a-ball!
Singing roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!



Don't know who sang it as it's a widely used/sung song. I know Danny Kaye did it too.

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

ROFLMFAO@Lilith!

That's it! That's the song.....though I don't remember Danny Kaye singing it cause I have this English accent stuck in my head! He could have though...sounds like something he'd sing!

Could I have heard it from "Oliver"??? I don't now what musical it was in....but I'm pretty sure it wasn't "Oaklahoma"!!!! LMAO!

Thanks Lil!

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It was a one hit wonder for......................






Merv Griffin

ROFL about sooo many answers here!!!

Cheyanne, I've always done the "Seinfeld" thing in hardware stores and the men don't like it. "Who needs a lawnmower with more horsepower than my car?"

I still don't recognize that song but, because of this thread I've got the "you put de lime in de coconut" song stuck in my head for DAYS AND DAYS!




Oh yes, I've got a beer and a quiet house