It was stolen.....third time in 2 years

Damn they keep finding it too!

Question for the day: Why is it called a "television set" if it's only one?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I think life is wonderful as long as I have iTriedSoHard and she is happy...

Why are they called a pair of panties, but only one bra?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

And why the hell is "cargo" shipped?

and a final thought today:

The sooner you fall behind......the more time you'll have to catch up!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Ok.....what was the best thing before sliced bread?

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? (think about it)

If a cow could laugh, would milk come out of its nose?

Hmmmmmm

Lixy, I always fall behind, especially when walking with my SO...she cant tell where I am looking then.

Bibi, do you think a cow drinking milk would be considered a fetish???

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

hmmmm.......

I think that they are considered calves

"I think, therefor I am"// "I'm pink, therefor I'm spam!!!"

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

I feel like I was spanked by Bibi for my ignorance.....and I like it !!!!

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

You want to know what bothers me ... These rubes that come in from out of town and make me feel like I committed murder when I walk when the "Don't Walk" sign is up.
Where I come from, the "Don't Walk" sign means "Walk Faster" because a car may be coming at you.

The other thing ... If you see me READING on a plane and I'm sitting next to you, it means I don't want to talk to you at that exact moment. Shut the fuck you and don't start asking me questions.
(Can you tell I have been on a number of planes lately?)

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

CK~

"Whatcha reading?"

"Is it a good book?"

"I once read something by him. I didn't like it very much."

"So, what happens?"

"That looks like a big book. How long have you been reading it?"

"I heard they're making a movie out of that."


Sorry--I couldn't resist.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

IAKG and CK...Cage match.....oh well CK skipped town....

Now for something completely different...

Do you ever watch a commercial that has dancing food?....I think that is just freaky.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Whew! I was worried there for a minute.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

You're not the only one working, IAKG

*playing hooky to look at some nookie* la, la, la, la, laaaaaaa

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)