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You are killing me....................... You were a quite the pick up artist before the Mrs., I bet!
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02-23-2002, 11:21 AM
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02-25-2002, 03:27 PM
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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02-25-2002, 03:27 PM
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I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
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02-25-2002, 03:29 PM
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Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
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02-25-2002, 05:15 PM
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Nubian... some of those are horrid! I'll have to try them out in the bar tonight 
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02-25-2002, 05:28 PM
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Hee, hee, hee. I'm always happy to help one spice up one's love live. A bit of advice though, wear a helmet!
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Nubian... some of those are horrid! I'll have to try them out in the bar tonight
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02-25-2002, 05:41 PM
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I think I'll take one with a full face mask!
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I'm not familiar with C&W.Wasn't there a song named something
like--The girls always get prettier at closing time?If there was;it
sounds like the perfect time to use Nubians last few! Irish
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02-25-2002, 06:13 PM
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An even better idea, especially if you try the following line:
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
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I think I'll take one with a full face mask!
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02-25-2002, 06:36 PM
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I'm too lazy to read the thread but can I put forward the time honoured....
put your coat on love..you've scored
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02-25-2002, 06:52 PM
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Best time to use these lines Irish. Of course I'm not speaking from personal experience 
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I'm not familiar with C&W.Wasn't there a song named something
like--The girls always get prettier at closing time?If there was;it
sounds like the perfect time to use Nubians last few! Irish
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02-25-2002, 11:50 PM
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wanna play vacum. you suck while i empty the bag
if i told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it aginst me
is that a mirror in your lap cause i can see myself down there
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02-26-2002, 12:28 AM
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Tommy Hilfiger must be God because I found heaven in your pants!
Or how about- Do you have a band aid, because I scraped my knee when i fell for you.
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Oh Boys! those lines are so bad, I wuld probably go home with you to teach you a lesson |
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