A bunch of little ticky-tacky things, leading to the grand piss-off trying to get thru the non-responsive voice mail of AT&T. I just wanna get some answers about my bill...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I picked up my wife's cell phone to recharge it and about six things fell crashing to the floor.

Being awake when I don't have to be.

Kid that won't pack up her toys.

Turning on my camera to find that there are no pictures saved on my memory card when there should be around 300 of them. :headbang:

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Pouring about 1/4 cup of whole black pepper corns all over the kitchen floor...hard as Hell to get them cleaned up. The vacuum and the broom hated the pieces!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

My horse in the Melbourne cup came 54754965843735th out of 22.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Look on the bright side, it took 21 other horses to beat yours

I was really looking forward to that last bite of my hot dog, turned out that Riley-dog was looking forward at it as well; bitch snatched it right out from between my fingers...

What really steamed my shorts was the way she looked up at me like, "Well? Aren't you gonna fix me another one?"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Finding a package of food (example...chips) with very little left in it.

You might as well finish it cause there isn't enough to properly have some for dipping in the cheese!!!!!!

I slept wrong last night and woke up with a very sore back and I'll be damned if I could find the muscle relaxers that my doctor had prescribed to me a couple of months ago when I screwed the damn thing up in the first place.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Notre Dame.

My god they were pathetic against USC tonight.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

A big angry liberal complaining that Barack Obama is a sell out.

Two yucklehead security rent-a-cops who refused to comprehend that I was trying to deliver 2 packages to FedUp (oops, FedEx), not ship them...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

my mom & grandpa driving drunk to go to the hospital to visit my grandma who had quadruple bypass surgery this morning...THEN my mom calling me this eveing (after I'd done bitched her out for the drunk driving thing) and wanting me to take her to the liquor store....

(((ShadowDancer)))


Protesters pissed me off today. Them, and the lack of security that allowed them to do what they did