05-26-2007, 08:13 AM
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Just when I get a really great night's sleep I wake up to find we're at about 100% humidity here today. My lungs are just loving this...... oh well, roll with it and go I guess. 
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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05-30-2007, 07:42 AM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Originally Posted by jay-t
This one happened to my wife a few years ago she has more than her share of "Good Ideas" Living in the country we always got peoples dropped off dogs and cats ,at the time we were over ran with 6 mo. old kittens abou 10 of them. We had set out live traps ,tried everything to catch them.Unknowing to me she was in the kitchen one day and found a bottle of Codeine and thinks Hmmm! this puts me to sleep I'll give it to the cats and when they pass out I can catch them!Later that day shes on the front porch and I hear "Well Damn!"I look out just in time to see a kitten go tearing across the yard jump straight up in the air do a flip and hit the ground running,ran up a tree and then fell out!Have you ever seen drunk hyperactive cats? But the look on her face was pure gold!
Over our marraige Chevy has not outdone her on better IDEAS
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Kitty on codeine, OMFG!!!!! 
I'm sure PETA will come hunt me down for laughing at that but c'mon that's a great visual!
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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05-30-2007, 07:21 PM
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Mama Mia!
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This didn't happen today, it happened on memorial day...my boyfriend was reaching down to plug the PS2 in and apparently he touched the metal part when he plugged it in because he hollered and jumped back, and hollered some more and I said "what the hell is wrong with you?" and he told me that he got shocked...Then he made me get up and plug the damn thing in 
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06-04-2007, 11:18 AM
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A story on the news that showed some drunken idiot being stopped by a policeman for driving a golf cart while under the influence.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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06-04-2007, 11:34 AM
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Whilst watching porno long after we finished having sex Saturday morning, Mrs. WI & I saw a clip with a wild sex scene that was partially obscured by a "sexy" camera angle. She blurted out "OMG...It looks like he's shoving her into a woodchipper!" 
Now we have named a new sex position. lmfao
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We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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06-04-2007, 08:54 PM
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Missing the Angels
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: South Dakota
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Last Friday we checked into a motel and discovered there is no fan in the bathroom. So on Sat. I decided to leave the bathroom door open so some of the steam would leave the small room while I showered. The steam set off the smoke alarm!!!!
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06-05-2007, 07:59 AM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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My own stupidity, or maybe it was absentmindedness. Decided to make some biscuits for breakfast so I got out the mix (yeah, I'm lazy as well as stupid this morning), bowl, milk etc. and was on my way. Figured I'd just come on in here and surf the net a bit while I mixed things up. I sat down and started to stir and realized I just had a bowl with the dry ingredients, forgot to add the milk. 
My mind must've been elsewhere.............
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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06-06-2007, 05:29 PM
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Leo was right
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The suggestion on a phone call from a Pixie that I may be doing improper things with my mother's parakeet while I visit her.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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06-07-2007, 10:45 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Actually *seeing* the moment when one of our Engineers realized that I was a pretty girl, and catching him checking me out...
then having him come back over to visit my desk 3 times in the next 30 minutes. 
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06-07-2007, 10:46 AM
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Goddess Bitch
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Getting PM by a good friend and making me laugh
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"Tomorrow is another day" Scarlette O'hara monologue..
socrates last words.. " i drank what?!"
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06-07-2007, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
My own stupidity, or maybe it was absentmindedness. Decided to make some biscuits for breakfast so I got out the mix (yeah, I'm lazy as well as stupid this morning), bowl, milk etc. and was on my way. Figured I'd just come on in here and surf the net a bit while I mixed things up. I sat down and started to stir and realized I just had a bowl with the dry ingredients, forgot to add the milk.
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You must've been thinking of adding cream instead.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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06-07-2007, 11:40 AM
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Someone, who shall remain nameless but who's username rhymes with "fly-oh-a-can", thinking Chocolate Starfish was some kind of regional candy.
I guess it is, just not the region you were thinking of.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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06-07-2007, 02:12 PM
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pixie of the wood
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the boy telling a total stranger at a dept store that he just popped in the potty and will get two candies. good thing his speech still needs a little work. |
06-08-2007, 10:52 AM
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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06-08-2007, 12:25 PM
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Mrs FussyPucker
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Location: England
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My little one peeing on me seconds before hitting the bath water only to poop seconds after hitting it!
Then reading Lizz and Mayhem's posts on the 'what made you smile' thread and thinking how all this will be a new experience for Mayhem! Hahahaha!
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