An absolutely tasteless email from a friend about the annual Florida/Alabama Belly Button Jewelry Contest. Just had to laugh.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Yeah, I gotta admit that it was funny, and tasteless! I got that same email from a friend too.

A 90 yr. old lady saying *fuck*.

a stand and spin

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Just struck me as funny!

IowaMan and I playing thread tag.

WI comes thru at the end of a long, stressful week. His views on whether or not a guy's cum will promote hair growth:



You never cease to amaze me WI. What a great one to head to the weekend thinking about.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Just one of the many benefits of being a goofball.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Well, just don't ever change my friend. Don't ever change.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Pixie Peeps.

And a neighborhood 10 yr. old boy on his motorized scooter slipping off and the scooter is still going and he's running while hanging on to it.

Did another 90 yr. old lady say *BINGO* first?

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Was it from this one Soda or is there feisty 90 yr. old lady in your life too?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

It was IowaMan's neighbor lady.

My one's about not quite a 90 year old, but she's 79. When playing "Boggle" with my gran (where you've got to write as many words down as you can see in a grid of letters) it's a generally accepted fact that you don't write down words that can be seen as offensive, like "git" or "dick" for example. So it near broke me and my mum in to pieces trying not to laugh out loud when she says "cunt" - and of course no-one else has dared put it on their list...

^^^

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