02-10-2004, 10:15 PM
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and I'll show you a woman who'll sponge his back
show me champagne and a fireplace
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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02-11-2004, 12:18 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
Posts: 30,587
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...and I'll show you someone getting laid tonight.
Show me a woman who feels accomplished...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-11-2004, 01:25 AM
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Pixies Roving Ranger
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Eye of Hell.
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.. and i'll show you a very house-broken husband..
show me a man who knows how to dress proper
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Fantasy is only as as fake as your body wants it to be.
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02-11-2004, 08:27 AM
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Registered User
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and I'll show you a woman who loves to be on his arm
show me a surprising phone call
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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02-11-2004, 09:36 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Location: West Coast
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show me a surprising phone call...and I'll show you someone who had a cardiac moment.
Show me a man planning for Valentines Day...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-11-2004, 02:52 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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and I'll show you a sentimental sap,
show me true love...
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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02-11-2004, 05:01 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Show me true love ... and I'll show you something really beautiful.
Show me and open fly ...
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02-11-2004, 06:52 PM
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Registered User
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and I'll show you some happy genitals
show me a roomful of naked people
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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02-11-2004, 06:53 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
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show me a roomful of naked people ... and I'll show you someone imagining them whilst giving a speech
Show me a man sitting in the audience...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-11-2004, 06:54 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Home.
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and I'll show you a man trying to mentally undress the woman giving the speech
show me a hot dog
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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02-12-2004, 12:20 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
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show me a hot dog...and I'll show you a woman who can make a man totally hot while she's eating it
Show me a man who likes a show...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-12-2004, 12:37 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
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And I'll show you a man who loves women.
Show me a man with good color matching skills and I'll show you.....
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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02-12-2004, 02:44 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Show me a man with good color matching skills and I'll show you.....and I'll show you a man that likes to see the justaposition of flesh tones, luscious pink and creamy white.
Show me a sexy movie ...
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02-12-2004, 03:03 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
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Show me a sexy movie ... and I'll show you a woman who liked being filmed.
Show me a man behind the camera...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-12-2004, 03:10 PM
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Count Spankula
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: All over
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and i'll show you a dream of mine come true... (just need a lady that would let me take her pics...)
Show me a digital camera...
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