Over hearing the conversation from the two men at the bar I almost spit my drink everywhere with the need to laugh.

Turning my attention to the drunk looking for his mudder I eye him suspiciously while flashing him a peek at my snow white panites.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

*Puts a hand on WI's shoulder and blurts*
I love you maaaaan
(and you thought only drunk people said that )

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

"Barkeep! these tequila bottles are defective! there's a hole in the top of all of 'em and they're all empty!"

glances at the fella in the chaps - o O (damn kids and their weird fashion statements. wish i could still wear MY chaps)
Back in MY day, we didn't HAVE leather chaps we just had cows and we strapped them to our legs....and we liked it that way. nowadays these kids have all these newfangled gadgets....cars, radios, leather chaps. no such thing a leather chaps in my day.
and we never had bars either. just had a pig trough....had to hope the pigs ate some fermented truffles. no alchyhol.
and not pool tables. hell i'd have given my right arm for a pool table....course then i wouldn't have been able to play pool, but that's a different story. we had to play marbles, but we used rocks instead because we didn't have marbles.........

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one for all, and all for me!

Lmao @ ^^^^^.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

It's ok man...let it all out. We're friends here. Sharin the love! *whispers to Aqua "put your hand on my ass and the two cuties studying are ours!"*




Um...you're less that a year older than me! Damn...that's MY day too! I feel so old!

*winks conspiratorily at WI and puts a hand on his ass... thinks that it feel a lot like his own, whispers back*
<Are they looking?>

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Joe give me another and send a bottle to the old guy over there. Sounds like he needs it with all his ranting going on.

Casting a glance at the two guys touching each others asses. Hmmm I wonder what kind of bar this really is and if those hot guys swing both ways. Batting my eyes at them.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

We've got someone's attention! By the way...your hand is very strong, "yet" soft.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Hey Joe, whatcha' got that goes good with white panties?

(Quickly checks to make sure no one notices I'm not really drunk.)

Wanders in, looks around then walks over to the bar

Hey Joe, whats you got for this scratchie throat

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Shot of Everclear should do it...

It'll burn going down and then you won't feel a thing.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

with all this straw I don't want it to burn

any other ideas

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Sitting in the corner pretending I'm not paying attention to the comings and goings, I decide it's time to cut a bit loose and I ask Joe to whiz me up a mudslide.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Joe pours the drinks and says. "What about those red soks then huh?" Shakes head.

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Half of a set :halo:

Tess comes dragging in after having one of her wild and crazy weekends again.

Joe I need the strongest coffee you can make so I can get through the afternoon. *Stifles a yawn and goes to collaspe in a booth.*

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking