Well don't forget...it's cold.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

and said..."Pardon me Roy...is that the cat who chewed your new boots?"

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

*groans and fires a warning shot over ^^^'s head!

I know you are but what am I???? :moon:

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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
~Bob Marley
His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean; and you're the best thing that he's ever seen.
~Bob Dylan

Cocoa butter, a vending machine and a handful of raisins, I kid you not.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Sure I'll meet you first in a public place.Look for me in a floural pattern vest with a daisy behind my right ear and a long stem rose btween my teeth.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

I spewed laugh-snot on my monitor, I kid you not!
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OK if you say so, but I swear it looked bigger in the pictures.

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

That's ok, the rug burns only took off 2 layers of skin..it's really no problem.

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

I dug around in there a long time, but despite hearing the ringing I could not find my cell phone.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Mrs. Butterworth, Sara Lee and Uncle Ben....

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

Let's check to make sure the statute of limitations has run out first.

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

Everyone knows there's no sanity clause!

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

It's legal in the Netherlands!

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.

But, how can you be sure that we're not in Amsterdam!

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.

An actual shoping list of mine from a couple of years ago:

Condoms
Velcro
Woodglue

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.