LMAO

C. Everett Koop~fuck. he's gotta be desease free, right?

Janet Reno~marry. that man is H-O-T :grin:

Billy Bob Thornton~kill. he's creepy to the max

jason
freddy
leather face

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Fuck leather face because he's got to be really appreciative of intimate attention

Marry freddy...and put him in charge of making salads

Kill jason because I'm not crazy about hockey



Pillsbury Doughboy

The Michelin Man

Chester Cheeto

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

fuyck the doughboy (would be nice and moist)
marry cheeto (no idea who it is so taking pot luck)
kill michellin man


xena warrior princess
queen of england
prince charming

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xena warrior princess~fuck. in this country i'm not allowed to marry her
queen of england~marry. she's gonna die soon and then i could inherit the throne
prince charming~kill. the one from shrek was a momma's boy. can't stand mamma's boys.

your next door neighbor
your pharmasist
your mail carrier

__________________
Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

My neighbor's a real pain in the ass so I think I'd really enjoy bending him over a chair and fucking him hard.

I'd marry the pharmacist because with kids...he gets most of my money anyway.

I'd kill the mailman because he loses our mail all the time.



Juan Valdez (from the coffee commercials...donkey included)

Pee Wee Herman

Freddy the Frog from New Zoo Revue

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I'd marry Jaun Valdez....I'd always have good coffee, and the donkey could "mow" my lawn for me.
I'd fuck the frog guy......I married a guy who's nickname (literal translation) is frog. Really.
Pee Wee Herman? I see no redeeeming qualities. I say kill.


George W. Bush
Paul Simon
John Ashcroft

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

George W. Bush (KILL) the reason is obvious
Paul Simon (fuck) since he is such a small guy taking it up the ass from him wouldn't hurt so bad
John Ashcroft (marry) since he is sick it wouldn't be for to long

Benny Hill
Prince Charles
Tony Blair

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R.I.P.

DAM THE MAN!

Fuck, Prince Charles (Ewwwwww)
Marry, Tony Blair (cutie)
Kill, Benny Hill (I don't know why)


Oprah
Sally Jesse Rapheal
Jane Pauly

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

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My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

kill em all you us peeples sent em to our tv screens please keep em over there

Fuck Jane Pauly (don't know who she is but must be sexier than the others)
Marry Oprah (think she got the most dosh
Kill Sally


Sabrina
Kelly
Jill
*(the original charlies angels)

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Marry Sabrina
Kill Jill
Fuck Kelly



Tom Cruise
Brad Pitt
Johnny Depp

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Fuck Pitt, but only after bringing WI in for the 3-way

Marry Depp, He's eccentric, but stable

Kill Cruise, fecking loon. He is not stable.

The Little Mermaid
Lumiere the candlestick
Thumper

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Kill Thumper...that shit would get on my nerves

Fuck Mermaid...pretend she's PS

Marry Lumiere...the voice



Fat Albert
Shaggy
Michelangelo

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Fuck Fat Albert...can you imagine that "hey, hey, hey" as he came. I'd be dying.
Kill Shaggy. He's the more useless of the Scooby/Shaggy team.
Marry Michelangelo. He's got a steady job, and I like the artsy type.

Julius Caesar
Frank Sinatra
Bugs Bunny

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OTP, siempre

My photo threads...

Latest: Cool April Morning

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Stories
Thank You, Come Again / Robyn's Roommate / Seamus, Charlotte, and the Showgirl / God, It's Good to Be Queen

"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

Fuck- Frank Sinatra. After some nice juicy orgasms, he can sing in my ear mmmmmm

Marry- Bugs Bunny. The stereotype is "big feet, big dick"... I know this to NOT be true in all cases (particularly in the case of ex-hubby), but it's gotta be true sometimes.


Kill- Julius Caesar. I had a C-section with my youngest child. It sucked. That's reason enough.



Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
SpongeBob
Buzz Lightyear

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

I will fuck Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
I will kill that annoying SpongeBob
And I will marry Buzz Lightyear



Wilma Flintstone
Betty Rubble
Jane Jetson

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking